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NO more relationships with 'girls next door'!; - after TWO in the 'Priory Street Posse'!

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

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4. T3 Direct and mobile phone. I hope to get a replacement<br />

phone AND new contract as a result of my letter of<br />

yesterday.<br />

5. I have nearly given up all hope of gett<strong>in</strong>g my $80 or so<br />

refund from <strong>the</strong> miserly lulu, who never reply any <strong>more</strong> to<br />

my emails!<br />

6. Black Horse Loan – I hope to pay <strong>the</strong>m £60+ and get back<br />

up to date for this month, <strong>with</strong> my payment holiday, on<br />

Thursday.<br />

On <strong>the</strong> Wednesday I got an email from Stef of www.lulu.com<br />

and duly replied <strong>with</strong> <strong>the</strong> orig<strong>in</strong>al order numbers of <strong>the</strong> four<br />

books I was request<strong>in</strong>g a refund for. It is now Monday 1 st<br />

December and despite ano<strong>the</strong>r email and two ‘chats’ s<strong>in</strong>ce<br />

<strong>the</strong>re has been no reply. How rude! I also emailed Google, on<br />

<strong>the</strong>ir help page for Itch Itch. I went to <strong>the</strong> M<strong>in</strong>d Club between<br />

2pm-3pm, but first took a ‘robot’ speak<strong>in</strong>g mach<strong>in</strong>e phone call<br />

from ‘National debt L<strong>in</strong>e’ and had a long chat through <strong>the</strong>m<br />

<strong>with</strong> a debt management company – however <strong>after</strong> my planned<br />

chat <strong>next</strong> day <strong>with</strong> <strong>the</strong> ‘CCCS’ I dropped that idea fast! For<br />

‘Debbie’ of <strong>the</strong> CCCS went through my weekly budget and said<br />

if I halved my smok<strong>in</strong>g I could easily afford to live!<br />

Also on Thursday I got an email back from Google Anal Itch<br />

Itch Support mak<strong>in</strong>g out my site was probably ‘down’ <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />

USA – that would expla<strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> massive ‘bounce rate’! I phoned<br />

Manuela twice, express<strong>in</strong>g my dismay, and said she and Kumar<br />

needed to fix <strong>the</strong> web site or <strong>the</strong> statistics – or both! I duly<br />

paid Black Horse £60.53 – and <strong>the</strong>y immediately cancelled two<br />

£25 charges that had come on my account – as a ‘goodwill<br />

gesture’! – not such a fierce company <strong>after</strong> all! Friday was a<br />

real crisis day!<br />

There were fur<strong>the</strong>r bland emails from Google on Thursday <strong>the</strong>n<br />

Friday, which I answered, <strong>with</strong> <strong>the</strong>m conclud<strong>in</strong>g wrongly <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />

end that <strong>the</strong>y had solved all my problems! I answered <strong>in</strong> email,<br />

and sent <strong>in</strong>creas<strong>in</strong>gly frantic emails on <strong>the</strong> same issue to<br />

Manuela and Kumar, who were notable for an absence of any<br />

emails to me at all for <strong>the</strong> last two weeks of <strong>in</strong>creas<strong>in</strong>g doubts<br />

about <strong>the</strong> Anal Itch Itch package at all! When I f<strong>in</strong>ally<br />

telephoned Manuela, she merely repeated last Thursday week’s<br />

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