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‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

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10. Local, national and <strong>in</strong>ternational Governments<br />

As I said before, it is <strong>in</strong>evitable that <strong>the</strong> way to <strong>the</strong> first ‘Fa<strong>the</strong>r<br />

Christmas State’, <strong>the</strong> first of a World Union of such ‘Fa<strong>the</strong>r<br />

Christmas States’, would be very grass roots <strong>in</strong>deed. ‘Money<br />

free zones’ would lead to money free villages and towns – <strong>the</strong>n<br />

f<strong>in</strong>ally money free states and counties, and ultimately <strong>the</strong><br />

money free country <strong>the</strong>n countries. I will now take a tongue <strong>in</strong><br />

cheek look at what would happen to my own country’s<br />

government here <strong>in</strong> Brita<strong>in</strong>, when this f<strong>in</strong>ally happens.<br />

Government, both local and national, would be elected but<br />

unpaid and voluntary, completely no longer to do <strong>with</strong> money<br />

and as we just saw, as a direct result, <strong>with</strong> far fewer laws to<br />

worry about. It would drastically shr<strong>in</strong>k to just deal <strong>with</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />

few rema<strong>in</strong><strong>in</strong>g th<strong>in</strong>gs that local and national government would<br />

be left to do <strong>in</strong> a money-free world, of a Fa<strong>the</strong>r Christmas<br />

State:-<br />

• The Treasury and <strong>the</strong> Bank of England, like all banks, would<br />

vanish. They would be replaced by a M<strong>in</strong>istry of Joy,<br />

Humour and Generosity.<br />

• The Home Office and Scotland Yard and The Police would<br />

have far fewer laws and crimes to deal <strong>with</strong>. They would<br />

become <strong>the</strong> M<strong>in</strong>istry of Wisdom, Reason and DEEP<br />

THOUGHT.<br />

• Any Fa<strong>the</strong>r Christmas State like that, especially eventually <strong>in</strong><br />

a World Union of Fa<strong>the</strong>r Christmas States, would as we see<br />

soon enjoy complete world peace, so <strong>the</strong> M<strong>in</strong>istry of<br />

Defence would become <strong>the</strong> M<strong>in</strong>istry of Grace, Peace, Love<br />

and Creativity (formerly known as hanky-panky.)<br />

• The NHS would also now offer free hairdress<strong>in</strong>g, chiropody<br />

and beauty treatments – a M<strong>in</strong>istry of Health and Beauty.<br />

• I am open to like humorous suggestions to my email address<br />

simon@maam.org.uk for what to merge social services and<br />

<strong>the</strong> Department of Work and Pensions <strong>in</strong>to – someth<strong>in</strong>g<br />

along <strong>the</strong> l<strong>in</strong>es of The M<strong>in</strong>istry of Silly Walks (as<br />

immortalized by John Cleese of Monty Python’s Fly<strong>in</strong>g<br />

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