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NO more relationships with 'girls next door'!; - after TWO in the 'Priory Street Posse'!

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

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on such balance transfers – and <strong>the</strong> <strong>in</strong>terest is 17.9% on that<br />

not <strong>the</strong> even <strong>more</strong> massive 29.7% charged by Black Horse. As<br />

soon as my Virg<strong>in</strong> card PIN number arrived on Thursday 29 th<br />

January, I asked for £2,000 to be transferred from Virg<strong>in</strong> to my<br />

bank account, to pay off <strong>the</strong> loan as soon as it cleared. This<br />

£2000 cleared on <strong>the</strong> Tuesday 3 rd February and I immediately<br />

phoned Black Horse – who had previously quoted <strong>more</strong> than<br />

<strong>the</strong> loan actual value to clear it – actually <strong>the</strong>y wanted<br />

£2,054.56! I compla<strong>in</strong>ed bitterly that this was much higher<br />

than <strong>the</strong> actual orig<strong>in</strong>al £2,000 loan – and <strong>the</strong>ir woman<br />

sympathised, and asked her manager, who immediately<br />

dropped it substantially to £1,900! I promptly paid this by<br />

debit card – so my bank balance shot up £2,000 and down<br />

£1,900 <strong>with</strong><strong>in</strong> a couple of hours!<br />

My card itself had arrived on <strong>the</strong> Saturday 31 st January, and<br />

<strong>after</strong> activat<strong>in</strong>g it, I changed <strong>the</strong> PIN number up town at an<br />

ATM. Then that week, as this last week (<strong>the</strong> latter because it<br />

was Valent<strong>in</strong>e’s Day on <strong>the</strong> Saturday 14 th ) cash demands on my<br />

benefits were extremely high. So I bought some groceries and<br />

cigarettes over <strong>the</strong> weekend at <strong>the</strong> supermarket. S<strong>in</strong>ce <strong>the</strong>n,<br />

like my Littlewoods account before this, tempted by all this<br />

<strong>in</strong>stant spend<strong>in</strong>g power, and possibly excessively hopeful about<br />

my credit card charge refunds, still to come of course, I have<br />

gone on to buy <strong>more</strong> at <strong>the</strong> supermarket, especially cigarettes.<br />

However I have also spent quite a few hundreds on ‘capital<br />

<strong>in</strong>vestments’ – th<strong>in</strong>gs that I have someth<strong>in</strong>g to show for. Total<br />

spend<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> first two weeks of hav<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> card <strong>the</strong>n, <strong>with</strong><br />

me hav<strong>in</strong>g virtually stopped s<strong>in</strong>ce for a week, was as follows: -<br />

Purchases that left me noth<strong>in</strong>g to show for <strong>the</strong>m<br />

• £54.21 <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> first week and £24.75 <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> second week at<br />

<strong>the</strong> supermarket – total £78.86<br />

• £8 (<strong>with</strong> £7 cash spend on top) on lottery scratch-cards <strong>in</strong><br />

<strong>the</strong> first week and £5 (£11) <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> second week.<br />

• £63.45 tobacco <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> first week and £82.00 <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> second<br />

week.<br />

• Meal at Italian restaurant <strong>with</strong> Julie - £33.00 – and lunch<br />

£7 – <strong>in</strong> first week. Valent<strong>in</strong>e’s day – £60 meal, £10 roses,<br />

£11 lottery scratch cards – second week.<br />

• TOTAL approximately £327<br />

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