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‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

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<strong>the</strong> six Christian publish<strong>in</strong>g houses I sent my book to,<br />

<strong>the</strong>re are still ano<strong>the</strong>r five wait<strong>in</strong>g games go<strong>in</strong>g on for me<br />

– <strong>in</strong> all of five o<strong>the</strong>r ways I have set out to get promotion<br />

or reviews at least of that book. Even before that <strong>in</strong><br />

hospital I had resurrected a two year old design of a<br />

keyboard for which I learned that <strong>the</strong> patent application<br />

had recently been cancelled, and took <strong>the</strong> advice of <strong>the</strong><br />

enquiry l<strong>in</strong>e at <strong>the</strong> Intellectual Property Office that I<br />

should submit a Registered Design <strong>in</strong>stead. Immediately<br />

on leav<strong>in</strong>g hospital I was effectively told by one Mat<strong>the</strong>w<br />

Bott<strong>in</strong>g of Trade Marks and Registered Designs that my<br />

design could not be accepted. I immediately compla<strong>in</strong>ed<br />

to <strong>the</strong>ir Central Enquiries Office that I had first been told<br />

by <strong>the</strong>m <strong>in</strong> 2006 that apply<strong>in</strong>g for a patent was correct, <strong>in</strong><br />

May I had been told a Registered Design was <strong>more</strong><br />

appropriate; and now that had been stopped by <strong>the</strong>m too.<br />

I demanded a refund, and while <strong>the</strong> fee for a Registered<br />

Design could not be refunded under <strong>the</strong> rules, two weeks<br />

ago I did get a cheque for a full £30 refund of my 2006<br />

Patent application fee! On Tuesday 10 th June when I<br />

phoned, <strong>the</strong> Patent Office now advised me to apply for a<br />

fresh patent, and see a patent attorney, and I had some<br />

contact numbers from <strong>the</strong> Internet and from Bus<strong>in</strong>ess<br />

L<strong>in</strong>k, a local bus<strong>in</strong>ess advice organisation. So on Monday<br />

16 th June I got <strong>the</strong> bus and spent an hour at Stevenage at<br />

<strong>the</strong> offices of Herts Bus<strong>in</strong>ess Incubation Centre <strong>with</strong> a Bill<br />

Coll<strong>in</strong>s, an expert <strong>the</strong>re on patents. The upshot was, (1)<br />

keyboards cost £10 and <strong>the</strong>re were a lot of people try<strong>in</strong>g<br />

to capture <strong>the</strong> market <strong>in</strong> someth<strong>in</strong>g so very cheap (2)<br />

backlit light<strong>in</strong>g at about £100 was too expensive as <strong>in</strong> my<br />

own design of keyboard (3) if I did a search on <strong>the</strong><br />

Internet I would probably f<strong>in</strong>d it had been done already<br />

(4) I would need to raise £2,000 - £3,000 <strong>in</strong> Patent<br />

Attorneys’ fees to ensure a really watertight application!<br />

The last alone ruled a patent out, especially when a few<br />

days later I received a letter from <strong>the</strong> patents office at <strong>the</strong><br />

IPO, one Gareth Davis send<strong>in</strong>g me about half a dozen<br />

sample keyboard patent applications already registered,<br />

show<strong>in</strong>g that a patent attorney was <strong>in</strong>deed vital. So now<br />

both a patent and a registered design seemed out of <strong>the</strong><br />

question – until Mat<strong>the</strong>w Bott<strong>in</strong>g at <strong>the</strong> design office <strong>the</strong>re<br />

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