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‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

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Monday 17 th August – Sunday 23 rd August 2009.<br />

On <strong>the</strong> Monday I aga<strong>in</strong> googled for ‘literary agents’, and as<br />

once before, found <strong>in</strong>valuable <strong>the</strong> site of <strong>the</strong> Writers’ and<br />

Artists’ Yearbook. This time, hav<strong>in</strong>g emailed about 25 literary<br />

agents (presumed genu<strong>in</strong>e this time!) on <strong>the</strong> Friday before, I<br />

now emailed 38 <strong>more</strong> US agents that I found on that web site<br />

who had email addresses and had relevant <strong>in</strong>terest areas listed<br />

<strong>the</strong>re.<br />

Also on Monday I had an appo<strong>in</strong>tment <strong>with</strong> my optician as I was<br />

unhappy about my vision <strong>with</strong> <strong>the</strong> no less than three pairs of<br />

glasses I had bought <strong>the</strong>re two months earlier. However, he<br />

found that <strong>the</strong> problem was not <strong>the</strong> glasses – but a weakness<br />

had emerged <strong>in</strong> my left eye that could not be corrected even<br />

<strong>with</strong> spectacles!<br />

On Tuesday I got <strong>the</strong> two refunds <strong>in</strong> my bank account totall<strong>in</strong>g<br />

over £100, so shopped at Tesco, and also ordered for <strong>the</strong> first<br />

time, copies of ‘Scientific Proof’ actually conta<strong>in</strong><strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> new<br />

Article Seven – three copies <strong>in</strong> fact.<br />

So back to my email shot to a total of over 60 ma<strong>in</strong>ly USA<br />

literary agents. All of six emails ‘bounced’ – mostly <strong>with</strong><br />

unknown addresses, so <strong>the</strong>y were wrong or <strong>the</strong> agent had gone<br />

out of bus<strong>in</strong>ess; <strong>with</strong> just one bounced as ‘spam’! Just n<strong>in</strong>e<br />

have replied ‘no!’ so far – but a fur<strong>the</strong>r six have replied ‘we will<br />

reply <strong>in</strong> a few weeks’ – mostly auto replies, those.<br />

Only one has been tantalis<strong>in</strong>gly ‘near but yet so far’ to a ‘yes’!<br />

Jessica of Sarah Jane Freymann literary agency of New York<br />

basically emailed me: -<br />

Dear Simon,<br />

Thank you for send<strong>in</strong>g your query. This is a great concept, but<br />

I'm afraid it's not quite right for us.<br />

Still, I hope you will cont<strong>in</strong>ue writ<strong>in</strong>g and send<strong>in</strong>g out your<br />

work. If you haven't done so already, you may wish to look at<br />

The Jeff Herman Guide to Editors, Publishers, and Literary<br />

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