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‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

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lift back to <strong>the</strong> hospital, so I could carry my heavy bags<br />

<strong>with</strong> clo<strong>the</strong>s, toiletries and clean<strong>in</strong>g kit…<br />

2. I was now mostly back <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> Ward, so used my mobile<br />

phone a lot. I started to suffer from <strong>the</strong> tedium of hospital<br />

life once <strong>more</strong>, and to go slowly under…<br />

3. In particular a t<strong>in</strong>y little man of just 5’2” kept pester<strong>in</strong>g<br />

everybody <strong>with</strong> boasts about his fortune of nearly<br />

£500,000, which for some reason he could not get access<br />

to, so struggled f<strong>in</strong>ancially like most of us. It turned out<br />

he was extremely manic <strong>with</strong> compound manic depression<br />

of some sort; and <strong>the</strong> money was mostly ‘ill gotten ga<strong>in</strong>s’<br />

– from some k<strong>in</strong>d of life of crime <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> past! While ill, this<br />

did not stop him offer<strong>in</strong>g me ever <strong>in</strong>creas<strong>in</strong>g sums of<br />

money for some part of <strong>the</strong> rights to my books – even<br />

though he never read <strong>the</strong>m! Eventually, tempted while ill<br />

myself by his latest offer of £20,000 cash for 20% of <strong>the</strong><br />

right to my books, I rang Julie and she picked him and me<br />

up on Friday 14 th December, and took us to his bank <strong>in</strong> a<br />

nearby town 15 miles away. He was so ill he screwed<br />

everyth<strong>in</strong>g up, and only managed to get out £1,200 for<br />

himself. On <strong>the</strong> way <strong>the</strong>re Julie had noticed a screech<strong>in</strong>g<br />

sound from <strong>the</strong> brakes, and was told by a Kwik Fit man<br />

that he needed £140 to change <strong>the</strong> pads. She had been<br />

runn<strong>in</strong>g that car <strong>with</strong> no servic<strong>in</strong>g for three years, and<br />

could not possibly afford this bill on her m<strong>in</strong>iscule £4,800 a<br />

year salary. Then a garage back at Ware, <strong>after</strong> she drove<br />

slowly and carefully back, said not to worry – it had just<br />

been a stone! After THAT she had to go to work, <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />

dark, so I got <strong>the</strong> bus back <strong>the</strong> hospital, totally let down<br />

but luckily so, as it turned out. Meanwhile Paul got a taxi<br />

<strong>with</strong> some of his £1,200, and only got back to <strong>the</strong> ward<br />

<strong>after</strong> midnight – it turned out he had drunk a bottle of<br />

brandy <strong>in</strong> a pub – and got bl<strong>in</strong>d drunk!<br />

4. On <strong>the</strong> Thursday 20 th December Julie and I sat on my<br />

computer yet aga<strong>in</strong> at home, try<strong>in</strong>g to f<strong>in</strong>d me a car<br />

around £500 to buy <strong>with</strong> my loan, now arrived. Suddenly<br />

Julie found a 15 year old but very low mileage Rover<br />

214GSi, <strong>in</strong> good condition, at a garage <strong>in</strong> Hitch<strong>in</strong>, 20 miles<br />

north of <strong>the</strong> hospital by tra<strong>in</strong>. I rang and got directions,<br />

returned to <strong>the</strong> hospital, caught <strong>the</strong> bus <strong>the</strong>n <strong>the</strong> tra<strong>in</strong> to<br />

<strong>the</strong> garage <strong>next</strong> day, tried <strong>the</strong> car out, liked it and bought<br />

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