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‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

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Monday 2 nd – Monday 24 th February 2009. The coldest,<br />

bleakest w<strong>in</strong>ter for years cont<strong>in</strong>ued, <strong>with</strong> over three <strong>in</strong>ches of<br />

snow on <strong>the</strong> first night of this section of my diary, Sunday 1 st<br />

February, followed by a fur<strong>the</strong>r heavy fall of three <strong>in</strong>ches on <strong>the</strong><br />

Monday. Reports said all airports were closed, no London<br />

buses ran, and road and rail were disrupted across <strong>the</strong> whole<br />

country by <strong>the</strong> snow. I have yet to pr<strong>in</strong>t <strong>the</strong> pictures I took<br />

from my flat that first white morn<strong>in</strong>g, <strong>with</strong> white build<strong>in</strong>gs and<br />

grass and trees – and youths hav<strong>in</strong>g a vigorous snowball fight<br />

<strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> park opposite! A cold ra<strong>in</strong> or ra<strong>the</strong>r drizzle <strong>the</strong>n set <strong>in</strong>,<br />

caus<strong>in</strong>g slush <strong>with</strong> <strong>the</strong> result<strong>in</strong>g slow thaw. That is <strong>the</strong><br />

backdrop as aga<strong>in</strong> I summarise this three weeks <strong>in</strong> several<br />

ma<strong>in</strong> head<strong>in</strong>gs below: -<br />

My book ‘Scientific Proof’ – some sales on <strong>the</strong> web aga<strong>in</strong>!<br />

Agents take a long time to reply to approaches! It has<br />

been three months s<strong>in</strong>ce <strong>the</strong> launch of my www.silee.me.uk site<br />

on November 4 th 2008, which happened to be US Election Day,<br />

so I will quickly now summarise its ups and downs to now. In<br />

<strong>the</strong> first two weeks <strong>the</strong>re were 1,000+ visits a week, which was<br />

very promis<strong>in</strong>g, <strong>the</strong>n for a devastat<strong>in</strong>g whole five weeks <strong>in</strong><br />

which I was totally unable to get any support from www.bookpromotion.com,<br />

this suddenly plummeted to 100+ visits a<br />

week. Just when Manuela of Book Promotion ltd got <strong>in</strong> touch<br />

and lamely wrote off <strong>the</strong> second tranche of £198 I owed <strong>the</strong>m<br />

as a goodwill gesture, as Christmas approached I once <strong>more</strong><br />

saw 1,000+ visits a week – for just two weeks – meanwhile I<br />

thanked her and said goodbye to her company, conv<strong>in</strong>ced this<br />

trend was to be permanent.<br />

As a result I was gett<strong>in</strong>g 50 very <strong>in</strong>terested visitors a week –<br />

my advertis<strong>in</strong>g campaign to an unknown audience hav<strong>in</strong>g what<br />

I was told was a classic direct market<strong>in</strong>g ‘bounce rate’ of 95%<br />

or so – only 5% of viewers show<strong>in</strong>g any <strong>in</strong>terest, and look<strong>in</strong>g<br />

beyond <strong>the</strong> home page or stay<strong>in</strong>g <strong>more</strong> than one m<strong>in</strong>ute on <strong>the</strong><br />

site! After Christmas and for <strong>the</strong> whole of January this stayed<br />

halved at 500 or so visitors a week – and Lulu first reported<br />

<strong>the</strong>n actually paid me for, sales of a hardback copy of my<br />

poems and both one download and one paperback of <strong>the</strong> ma<strong>in</strong><br />

book. In January, realis<strong>in</strong>g that really this was no smash hit of<br />

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