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NO more relationships with 'girls next door'!; - after TWO in the 'Priory Street Posse'!

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

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I am gett<strong>in</strong>g 9%+ (9,000/100,000) of visitors look at >1 page<br />

of <strong>the</strong> site. Of <strong>the</strong>se 4.5% (4,500/100,000) spend >2 (2-30)<br />

m<strong>in</strong>utes on <strong>the</strong> site.<br />

The %ages would not <strong>in</strong>crease drastically enough <strong>with</strong> 30,000<br />

US/CAN/UK visitors <strong>in</strong>stead to justify chang<strong>in</strong>g.<br />

So I will leave <strong>the</strong> campaign go<strong>in</strong>g as is and hope for enough<br />

sales (ROI) to posssibly try ano<strong>the</strong>r campaign <strong>with</strong> you <strong>with</strong><br />

US/CAN/UK visitors <strong>next</strong> time?<br />

I have only had 4500 visitors <strong>in</strong> 28 hours - PLEASE INCREASE<br />

THE RATE FROM 2,000 to 3,400 A DAY TO GET THEM ALL IN 30<br />

DAYS!!!<br />

Today Monday 23 rd March, I suddenly realised that <strong>the</strong> start of<br />

<strong>the</strong> month was approach<strong>in</strong>g when previously <strong>in</strong> January and<br />

February I had been notified by www.lulu.com of <strong>the</strong> sales<br />

figures from <strong>the</strong> big onl<strong>in</strong>e retail bookshops, and had my<br />

royalties taxed over <strong>the</strong>re <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> USA at 30% - because I still<br />

had to receive my USA IRS ITIN number <strong>after</strong> over six months<br />

wait<strong>in</strong>g! I had risked send<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong>m, abroad even, my orig<strong>in</strong>al<br />

driv<strong>in</strong>g licence, nearly two whole months ago. So I emailed<br />

Lulu and got a swift email back <strong>with</strong> help <strong>with</strong> <strong>the</strong> form I<br />

needed to send back to Lulu once <strong>the</strong> IRS f<strong>in</strong>ally send me my<br />

ITIN number and return my driv<strong>in</strong>g licence. It turns out <strong>the</strong>re<br />

is absolutely no tax once I tell Lulu my ITIN number, not <strong>the</strong><br />

previous 30% - but <strong>the</strong>y will not be able to refund <strong>the</strong> 30% tax<br />

already deducted.<br />

I tried to r<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> ITIN department but <strong>the</strong> first very expensive<br />

<strong>in</strong>ternational call lasted 30 whole m<strong>in</strong>utes on hold <strong>with</strong> piped<br />

classical music <strong>with</strong>out me gett<strong>in</strong>g an answer. A later call got<br />

<strong>the</strong> useless response, aga<strong>in</strong> <strong>after</strong> 30 m<strong>in</strong>utes of wait<strong>in</strong>g, that<br />

<strong>the</strong> number <strong>the</strong> IRS had given me was <strong>in</strong> Philadelphia, and <strong>the</strong>y<br />

had no way of contact<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> ITIN Centre <strong>in</strong> Aust<strong>in</strong> TX – <strong>the</strong>ir<br />

system merely reported that <strong>the</strong> latter were ‘still handl<strong>in</strong>g my<br />

request’!<br />

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