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NO more relationships with 'girls next door'!; - after TWO in the 'Priory Street Posse'!

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

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zero budget. I spent <strong>the</strong>n had mostly refunded, just $26.99<br />

on a ‘massive’ submission process to ‘26,000 search eng<strong>in</strong>es<br />

and directories’ that never went off. I also spent just £35 on<br />

a submission of both websites to 1,000+ directories each.<br />

Unless I hear from Lulu <strong>in</strong> reply to my email just now ask<strong>in</strong>g<br />

whe<strong>the</strong>r <strong>the</strong>y are actually conceal<strong>in</strong>g actual sales as part of<br />

<strong>the</strong> ‘payment hold’ I have had put <strong>in</strong> place on my account<br />

<strong>with</strong> <strong>the</strong>m s<strong>in</strong>ce March, as part of <strong>the</strong> ITIN problem ongo<strong>in</strong>g<br />

– I will have had no sales from www.silee.me.uk s<strong>in</strong>ce<br />

February, and noth<strong>in</strong>g at all to date from www.maam.org.uk<br />

– hardly surpris<strong>in</strong>g, <strong>the</strong> latter website gives away <strong>the</strong> whole<br />

text of that booklet it is sell<strong>in</strong>g! In THAT case I might as well<br />

give up both websites as failures – unless I can somehow<br />

publicise <strong>the</strong>m. The only way THAT might happen is if my<br />

cont<strong>in</strong>u<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong>vestment of £10-£20 a week <strong>in</strong> lottery scratchcards<br />

and lottery tickets did <strong>the</strong> near impossible and I got a<br />

large w<strong>in</strong> – hence could ASK <strong>the</strong> lottery organisers to<br />

publicise <strong>the</strong>se two websites! See (3) F<strong>in</strong>ances.<br />

2. Publish<strong>in</strong>g efforts <strong>with</strong> my books – literary agents. I<br />

have long considered that <strong>the</strong> above haphazard method of<br />

promot<strong>in</strong>g my books on relatively obscure websites, even if<br />

<strong>the</strong>y are also shown on Amazon, and Barnes and Noble, and<br />

o<strong>the</strong>r Internet book-shops’ sites, is vastly an <strong>in</strong>ferior option<br />

to what I would much prefer. Namely that I would much<br />

prefer to see my books <strong>with</strong> a ma<strong>in</strong>stream publisher(s)<br />

sell<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong> actual book shops – at a much lower price than <strong>the</strong><br />

‘pr<strong>in</strong>t on demand’ which I once endured <strong>with</strong><br />

www.authorsonl<strong>in</strong>e.co.uk and which now causes a very high<br />

price dur<strong>in</strong>g a deep recession; <strong>after</strong> Lulu, <strong>the</strong> bookshops and<br />

I all take a cut; on an already enormous production price.<br />

The result years ago of not once but about four times, go<strong>in</strong>g<br />

round and post<strong>in</strong>g extracts to all <strong>the</strong> ma<strong>in</strong> publishers was<br />

that I discovered that <strong>the</strong> seven ma<strong>in</strong> ones that I wanted to<br />

target, as <strong>in</strong> my letter just above recently – all require to be<br />

approached by an agent – not just <strong>the</strong> mere author!<br />

As a result, two years ago I tried and failed to secure an<br />

agent. I tried aga<strong>in</strong> six months ago, aga<strong>in</strong> <strong>with</strong>out success.<br />

All six agents I wrote to <strong>with</strong> extracts of ‘Scientific Proof…’<br />

returned <strong>the</strong> extracts <strong>with</strong> a bland pro forma rejection. Then<br />

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