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NO more relationships with 'girls next door'!; - after TWO in the 'Priory Street Posse'!

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

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<strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> open! Fortunately immediately <strong>after</strong> <strong>the</strong> brief<br />

toge<strong>the</strong>rness, I said ‘I feel exposed’ and we quickly got dressed<br />

– fortunately, because 30 seconds <strong>after</strong> we had got dressed – a<br />

helicopter flew low and directly overhead, miss<strong>in</strong>g catch<strong>in</strong>g us<br />

at it by two m<strong>in</strong>utes! We had sex aga<strong>in</strong> at her place that<br />

even<strong>in</strong>g - mak<strong>in</strong>g it a record four times <strong>in</strong> five days - a record<br />

for <strong>the</strong> last whole two years!<br />

On <strong>the</strong> Monday <strong>the</strong> Job Centre at Watford refused to comment<br />

on what were now a letter and two faxes ask<strong>in</strong>g for a<br />

replacement P60U form for Julie. We telephoned her tax Office<br />

and <strong>the</strong>y could not advise her any fur<strong>the</strong>r – so I called my<br />

contact at Benefits HQ <strong>in</strong> Cambridge and asked for a call from<br />

<strong>the</strong> exact Section that we had written to at Watford. However,<br />

when I repeated this request <strong>in</strong> ano<strong>the</strong>r phone call to this Col<strong>in</strong><br />

at Cambridge on <strong>the</strong> Wednesday, and aga<strong>in</strong> got no phone call<br />

to ei<strong>the</strong>r Julie or me from Watford Job Centre by Thursday,<br />

aga<strong>in</strong> I looked at <strong>the</strong> letter from <strong>the</strong> Tax Office, we called <strong>the</strong>m<br />

aga<strong>in</strong>, and <strong>the</strong>y said ask Watford Job Centre not for an<br />

awkward to obta<strong>in</strong> P60U, but a ‘Statement of earn<strong>in</strong>gs’. We<br />

persevered <strong>with</strong> phone calls to Watford Job Centre – for n<strong>in</strong>e<br />

times out of ten <strong>the</strong> answer-phone voice says ‘try aga<strong>in</strong> later’ –<br />

and <strong>after</strong> <strong>the</strong> usual long delay on hold – Julie was told quite<br />

quickly <strong>the</strong>y would send it out ‘as soon as possible’! I<br />

immediately prepared an envelope <strong>with</strong> typed address to <strong>the</strong><br />

Tax Office, Julie put everyth<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong>side it, like clockwork <strong>the</strong> vital<br />

document arrived on <strong>the</strong> Saturday 6 th June, I photocopied it,<br />

put <strong>the</strong> orig<strong>in</strong>al <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> envelope <strong>with</strong> <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r papers, and<br />

posted it off for her. Give it ano<strong>the</strong>r week, and she should<br />

receive a tax rebate of £700+ which she has waited for, for<br />

weeks, desperately poor and frustrated at <strong>the</strong> problems <strong>with</strong><br />

Watford Jobcentre!<br />

O<strong>the</strong>r events that week were once <strong>more</strong> few and far between<br />

accord<strong>in</strong>g to my hand written diary. Julie borrowed my phone<br />

on Tuesday, but was advised that <strong>the</strong> bees’ nest on <strong>the</strong> eaves<br />

outside her flat was best left alone. I typed up one month’s<br />

worth of this diary plus <strong>the</strong> gripe about neighbours above that<br />

night.<br />

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