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NO more relationships with 'girls next door'!; - after TWO in the 'Priory Street Posse'!

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

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it, Lulu will have checked it and issued it to book shops<br />

and o<strong>the</strong>r retailers on <strong>the</strong> Internet, and book catalogues.<br />

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not eligible. The present book will only be f<strong>in</strong>ished once<br />

<strong>the</strong> book launch f<strong>in</strong>ally takes place, as <strong>the</strong> sort of hopefully<br />

very positive ‘happy end<strong>in</strong>g’ I have long sought for this set<br />

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proof till <strong>the</strong>n. That left seven books I needed to order<br />

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brochure, ‘published by Lulu’.<br />

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pr<strong>in</strong>ters. However, apart from recent (f<strong>in</strong>al?) small<br />

changes to both versions of ‘Scientific Proof that (God The<br />

Holy) Spirit Exists’, I was happy <strong>with</strong> that, for none of <strong>the</strong><br />

o<strong>the</strong>r books had needed any revisions <strong>in</strong> a whole year.<br />

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check <strong>the</strong> check list for this, I ordered <strong>the</strong>m – some £50!<br />

Imag<strong>in</strong>e my horror when I called up my email <strong>in</strong>box – to f<strong>in</strong>d<br />

eight identical email messages all say<strong>in</strong>g ‘make sure you have<br />

<strong>the</strong> ISBN number for ‘published by lulu’ <strong>in</strong>serted on <strong>the</strong><br />

copyright page of your book before order<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> proof’!<br />

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this problem <strong>with</strong> poor prompt<strong>in</strong>g by <strong>the</strong>ir web site, I asked<br />

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