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NO more relationships with 'girls next door'!; - after TWO in the 'Priory Street Posse'!

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

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voicemail prompt, say<strong>in</strong>g noth<strong>in</strong>g to confirm I had called <strong>the</strong><br />

right number, even! Eventually on <strong>the</strong> fourth call a genial man<br />

called Peter answered, we had a chat, and he said he would get<br />

‘Manuela’ to call back. After several <strong>more</strong> phone calls that<br />

<strong>after</strong>noon and early even<strong>in</strong>g, <strong>in</strong>deed at 7pm I f<strong>in</strong>ally got a<br />

phone call from a Spanish-sound<strong>in</strong>g lady called Manuela – who<br />

turned out to be no less than <strong>the</strong> Manag<strong>in</strong>g Director of this<br />

firm, who seem to have several offices, <strong>in</strong> Surbiton and <strong>the</strong><br />

West End of London <strong>in</strong> particular.<br />

She said yes, she had received my email <strong>with</strong> book attached,<br />

and application form, <strong>with</strong> book covers, photo of me, and<br />

synopsis, and that normally it would take four weeks to have<br />

my book reviewed and <strong>the</strong> necessary book review, press<br />

release, <strong>in</strong>terview text and f<strong>in</strong>al synopsis prepared by <strong>the</strong><br />

reviewer. Only <strong>the</strong>n could <strong>the</strong> web site be built <strong>in</strong>corporat<strong>in</strong>g<br />

<strong>the</strong>se – tak<strong>in</strong>g about ano<strong>the</strong>r four weeks. On Monday I would<br />

receive an <strong>in</strong>voice for <strong>the</strong> first half of <strong>the</strong> £396, i.e. £198, from<br />

her accountant who had obviously gone home for <strong>the</strong> weekend.<br />

I had to raise <strong>the</strong> rema<strong>in</strong><strong>in</strong>g £198 <strong>in</strong> one lump sum, or pay<br />

monthly over six months by bank stand<strong>in</strong>g order. So on<br />

Saturday 13 th September, I consulted <strong>with</strong> Julie by phone about<br />

sell<strong>in</strong>g her mounta<strong>in</strong> bike as well as m<strong>in</strong>e <strong>in</strong> ‘Loot’, a free ads<br />

paper, <strong>the</strong>n phoned <strong>the</strong>m and took out a £10 advert for <strong>the</strong><br />

<strong>next</strong> week. Today is Saturday 20 th September, and even<br />

though on Wednesday I went to <strong>the</strong> supermarket and looked up<br />

rival prices <strong>in</strong> that day’s Loot, saw <strong>the</strong>y were a lot lower than<br />

m<strong>in</strong>e, so got Loot by phone, and asked <strong>the</strong>m to drop <strong>the</strong>m a lot<br />

for <strong>the</strong> Friday edition – I have had no responses to <strong>the</strong> advert<br />

all week.<br />

I have now decided to pay for <strong>the</strong> rema<strong>in</strong>der of my www.bookpromotion.com<br />

market<strong>in</strong>g barga<strong>in</strong> by stand<strong>in</strong>g order – and<br />

hope that I get enough books sales to easily cover that cost.<br />

As for <strong>the</strong> two bikes, I am hang<strong>in</strong>g onto <strong>the</strong>m, as I am not<br />

prepared to lower <strong>the</strong> price well below what <strong>the</strong>y cost just a<br />

year ago, hardly us<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong>m yet s<strong>in</strong>ce, what <strong>with</strong> <strong>the</strong> wea<strong>the</strong>r<br />

hav<strong>in</strong>g been very wet last summer and this summer, and Julie<br />

hav<strong>in</strong>g been away so much this summer. Sunday is normally a<br />

‘day of rest’ but that Sunday 14 th September was quite frantic<br />

for me! Peter of www.book-promotion.com had said on Friday<br />

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