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NO more relationships with 'girls next door'!; - after TWO in the 'Priory Street Posse'!

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

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changes from haloperidol to amisulpride and back aga<strong>in</strong> – <strong>with</strong><br />

non-compliance <strong>with</strong> my lithium recently… So I was told to<br />

pack hav<strong>in</strong>g broken <strong>the</strong> meet<strong>in</strong>g up somewhat, and did so,<br />

went to sleep at 9.30pm, woke at 11.30 pm, <strong>the</strong>n one ‘Mervyn’<br />

arrived from Blackheath and told me to get ready for a ride to<br />

Blackheath. Indeed it turned out to be quite a noisy, excit<strong>in</strong>g<br />

roller-coaster journey as I said…<br />

My stay at Cygnet W<strong>in</strong>g, Blackheath Hill was only to last just<br />

two weeks before my <strong>next</strong> transfer, back to Hertfordshire, so I<br />

can summarise it briefly as follows: -<br />

1. This was <strong>the</strong> only private psychiatric cl<strong>in</strong>ic I had ever been<br />

a patient stay<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong>, and soon realised just how plush and<br />

expensive it was. There was <strong>the</strong> PICU on <strong>the</strong> second floor,<br />

<strong>with</strong> a rehab unit on <strong>the</strong> first floor. However, very<br />

unusually, <strong>the</strong> ground floor had a neurological damage<br />

unit as well as a unit for bra<strong>in</strong> damage <strong>in</strong>juries. It was a<br />

medium secure unit, <strong>with</strong> quite a few crim<strong>in</strong>al patients, so<br />

<strong>the</strong>re were all of four locked doors and a locked lift to get<br />

through if anybody thought of try<strong>in</strong>g to escape! The<br />

fitt<strong>in</strong>gs were much <strong>more</strong> expensive than your typical NHS<br />

Ward. My room was immaculately furnished <strong>with</strong> fully<br />

work<strong>in</strong>g undamaged furniture, and <strong>the</strong>re was an en-suite<br />

toilet as well as s<strong>in</strong>k. The bed was comfortable – and staff<br />

made it up for you! The carpet had a thick pile and <strong>the</strong><br />

room was above all meticulously clean and undamaged.<br />

The unit had its own kitchen, <strong>with</strong> a fresh, very varied<br />

menu, and if you chose carefully you could eat cordon bleu<br />

– as I did throughout! The best feature was <strong>the</strong> massive<br />

supply of fruit juice, which I thoroughly approved of as it<br />

was a very healthy diet that I enjoyed at home too!<br />

2. I absolutely trusted nobody on arrival – so was not too<br />

surprised when one or <strong>more</strong> sneak thieves among <strong>the</strong> ten<br />

patients <strong>in</strong> a 16 bed ward, went to my room at <strong>the</strong> end of<br />

<strong>the</strong> corridor several times, and took a total of £80. Also<br />

when I left <strong>after</strong> two weeks <strong>the</strong>re, one patient owed me<br />

£12 which obviously I never got back, so <strong>in</strong> total <strong>the</strong> stay<br />

<strong>the</strong>re cost me nearly £100 lost cash! Quite a few days of<br />

<strong>in</strong>come! The worst time, my entire wallet went miss<strong>in</strong>g,<br />

which I obviously reported. That night about 3am I was<br />

aware of a figure com<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong>to my room, say<strong>in</strong>g, ‘security!’<br />

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