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NO more relationships with 'girls next door'!; - after TWO in the 'Priory Street Posse'!

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

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ack <strong>in</strong> November, but which had decl<strong>in</strong>ed drastically over time<br />

to about 500 a month at present. Then I got an email on<br />

Tuesday 24 th February that helped me progress this by an<br />

unlikely, <strong>in</strong>direct route!<br />

‘SEO’ (Search Eng<strong>in</strong>e Optimisation) – a total re-launch,<br />

gett<strong>in</strong>g my web site actually visible to <strong>in</strong>terested visitors!<br />

I had obviously come across this term, and vaguely knew it was<br />

to do <strong>with</strong> choice of keywords for web sites (<strong>the</strong> words and<br />

phrases each site supplies to summarise what it is about – of<br />

most use to search eng<strong>in</strong>es and people us<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong>m). However<br />

<strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong>se last three weeks I have come to f<strong>in</strong>d out a lot <strong>more</strong><br />

about it – and burned my f<strong>in</strong>gers a bit, almost as badly it might<br />

have turned out, as <strong>with</strong> my mobile contract, once I answered<br />

an email from a lead<strong>in</strong>g UK SEO company, hav<strong>in</strong>g seen that<br />

<strong>the</strong>ir website promised to do SEO ‘at very reasonable prices’.<br />

After that I got ‘<strong>in</strong>undated <strong>with</strong> phone calls and emails for <strong>the</strong><br />

<strong>next</strong> few days’ as I f<strong>in</strong>ally put <strong>the</strong>m off <strong>in</strong> an email. Besides,<br />

‘your services are so expensive. That is why accord<strong>in</strong>g to your<br />

own terms and conditions you can only deal <strong>with</strong> bus<strong>in</strong>esses<br />

like yourself’. I just escaped gett<strong>in</strong>g embroiled <strong>in</strong> a very<br />

expensive contract <strong>after</strong> <strong>the</strong>ir very camp sound<strong>in</strong>g salesman<br />

phoned for <strong>the</strong> umpteenth time that Friday morn<strong>in</strong>g, and<br />

actually woke me up so I was <strong>in</strong> a befuddled state; <strong>with</strong> an<br />

‘offer I could not refuse’ and <strong>in</strong>deed parted <strong>with</strong> a large deposit<br />

till I soon cancelled everyth<strong>in</strong>g as above. After a terse reply<br />

from <strong>the</strong> technician I had received a ten m<strong>in</strong>ute phone call<br />

from, I soon got ‘googl<strong>in</strong>g’ <strong>in</strong>stead, <strong>after</strong> chatt<strong>in</strong>g to him, when<br />

really he pumped for keywords, not <strong>the</strong>m do<strong>in</strong>g it even. I soon<br />

started ‘googl<strong>in</strong>g’ – <strong>in</strong>itially for ‘free SEO’ <strong>the</strong>n ‘free SEO<br />

software’ – <strong>after</strong> <strong>the</strong> first search yielded one unbelievably<br />

simple piece of free advice as follows about what SEO really<br />

<strong>in</strong>volved. Despite all <strong>the</strong> claims of <strong>the</strong> above company to say<br />

<strong>the</strong>re were 280 techniques to it and <strong>the</strong>y would use all 280 on<br />

my website! This simple advice was that <strong>the</strong> crux of SEO is to:<br />

• Optimise all pages for <strong>the</strong> keywords<br />

• Add l<strong>in</strong>ks to your web site!<br />

• Add l<strong>in</strong>ks to your web site!<br />

• Add l<strong>in</strong>ks to your web site!<br />

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