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NO more relationships with 'girls next door'!; - after TWO in the 'Priory Street Posse'!

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

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So, Sa<strong>in</strong>t Albans Abbey Ward PICU revisited four years<br />

on from Spr<strong>in</strong>g 2004 and four whole months <strong>the</strong>re <strong>the</strong>n.<br />

A mercifully short six weeks this time, <strong>with</strong> severe semi<br />

serious attempts by <strong>the</strong> staff and I as a team, to at last<br />

sort out my serious side effect problems – <strong>with</strong> my<br />

haldol depot!<br />

I arrived at Abbey ward at dusk at 6pm on Thursday 21 st<br />

February, and soon settled <strong>in</strong> unlike Blackheath – as I knew <strong>the</strong><br />

ward rout<strong>in</strong>e, and most of <strong>the</strong> staff were old faithfuls whom I<br />

knew well from last time. Ann, Cyril, <strong>the</strong> two Johns, Bless<strong>in</strong>g,<br />

Charles, and above all Maggie <strong>the</strong> witty, <strong>in</strong>telligent Ward<br />

Manager all soon appeared when on shift. I noticed <strong>after</strong> just a<br />

day on <strong>the</strong> ward several noticeable differences apart from<br />

familiarity <strong>with</strong> Blackheath; and only several differences of note<br />

from last time on this ward, which rema<strong>in</strong>ed remarkably<br />

unchanged s<strong>in</strong>ce <strong>the</strong>n. Obvious differences to Blackheath<br />

were:<br />

1. This was a lower grade of security of ward, so <strong>the</strong>re was<br />

only one troublesome (violent at all) patient <strong>the</strong> whole<br />

time I was <strong>the</strong>re, compared to about half previously<br />

2. As a result, as well as <strong>the</strong> PICU only hav<strong>in</strong>g eight beds not<br />

sixteen as at Blackheath, <strong>the</strong> staff were totally <strong>in</strong> control,<br />

especially as ever <strong>with</strong> a very over rigorous way of do<strong>in</strong>g<br />

th<strong>in</strong>gs strictly to <strong>the</strong> m<strong>in</strong>ute, by <strong>the</strong> clock, still<br />

3. It had been an early Spr<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> London suburbs, <strong>with</strong> all<br />

<strong>the</strong> Spr<strong>in</strong>g flowers bloom<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> garden <strong>the</strong>re that we<br />

were often let out <strong>in</strong>to for a smoke and a chat<br />

4. Blackheath had been s<strong>in</strong>gle sex, whereas this ward was<br />

mixed and had two women most of <strong>the</strong> time<br />

5. The food was back to appall<strong>in</strong>g NHS standards, only<br />

slightly better than on Mymms ward – and far from <strong>the</strong><br />

cordon bleu quality at <strong>the</strong> private Cygnet W<strong>in</strong>g!<br />

Obvious differences to last time on this ward were: -<br />

1. Above all, a very heavyweight rule for <strong>the</strong> smok<strong>in</strong>g room –<br />

<strong>the</strong>se days only one person was allowed to smoke at once<br />

- and what <strong>with</strong> nearly all eight patients smok<strong>in</strong>g, <strong>the</strong>re<br />

was often quite a queue of smokers pant<strong>in</strong>g for a drag<br />

while wait<strong>in</strong>g for whoever was already <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong>re to f<strong>in</strong>ish!<br />

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