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NO more relationships with 'girls next door'!; - after TWO in the 'Priory Street Posse'!

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

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efund and term<strong>in</strong>at<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> contract. I emailed Paypal later<br />

that day to make sure <strong>the</strong>y pressurised her to actually make<br />

<strong>the</strong> refund real – <strong>with</strong>out <strong>the</strong>ir usual delays.<br />

Meanwhile I had some hearten<strong>in</strong>g news from Cygnet House.<br />

When I saw <strong>the</strong>ir Jeni, stand<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong> for Jemima who was on<br />

holiday, <strong>the</strong>y had surprised <strong>the</strong>mselves by gett<strong>in</strong>g all <strong>the</strong><br />

£11+£11 money not only for <strong>the</strong> guitar and SLR camera<br />

courses I wanted to take this autumn; but on top, £55 for <strong>the</strong><br />

guitar I needed, <strong>with</strong> case; and above all, £345 for a brand new<br />

SLR camera! That Wednesday even<strong>in</strong>g I thought I might have<br />

had a breakthrough – I googled for ‘cheap book publicity’ and<br />

found an advert at <strong>the</strong> top for www.resultspr.co.uk – a PR<br />

company that seemed to only ask for money for PR (public<br />

relations) once <strong>the</strong>y got you actual f<strong>in</strong>ancial results. I called<br />

<strong>the</strong>m, as it was late <strong>the</strong>y arranged to phone me <strong>the</strong> <strong>next</strong> day;<br />

and when I checked out THEIR credentials on Google by<br />

search<strong>in</strong>g for ‘results pr’ found out that <strong>the</strong>y seemed<br />

completely clean of any reports of similar scams to Writers<br />

Literary Agency.<br />

The rest of that week was very quiet. I was <strong>in</strong> a k<strong>in</strong>d of<br />

numbed shock over yet ano<strong>the</strong>r scam – this time, very close to<br />

home, a bogus ‘literary agency’. Yet aga<strong>in</strong> <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> USA! Results<br />

PR failed to phone by mid <strong>after</strong>noon on Thursday, so I phoned<br />

<strong>the</strong>m <strong>in</strong> London – but it was as I expected – <strong>the</strong>re was for me a<br />

prohibitively high ‘communications fee’ of £240 a month to f<strong>in</strong>d!<br />

I chased Vicki of www.writersliterary.com as <strong>the</strong>y had still not<br />

paid me s<strong>in</strong>ce yesterday as promised, and as <strong>the</strong>y were a scam<br />

outfit <strong>the</strong>y might not pay! However <strong>the</strong>y replied <strong>the</strong>y were<br />

<strong>in</strong>deed plann<strong>in</strong>g to pay – and <strong>the</strong> money went on my bank card<br />

via Paypal <strong>the</strong> <strong>next</strong> day, <strong>in</strong> fact… I aga<strong>in</strong> cooked a m<strong>in</strong>ce dish<br />

for us both round at Julie’s that night, this time Pasta<br />

Bolognese, which we both much enjoyed…<br />

The <strong>next</strong> day <strong>the</strong> above refund arrived like I said, <strong>with</strong> an email<br />

from Paypal to let me know. However, <strong>the</strong>re was no sign of <strong>the</strong><br />

refund from <strong>the</strong> mail order company, which I had been told on<br />

Monday had been made <strong>the</strong>n. I had a long phone call to an<br />

‘Alison’ <strong>the</strong>re, who eventually rang back to say she had been<br />

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