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‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

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• … (You get <strong>the</strong> picture!)<br />

First th<strong>in</strong>gs first. I <strong>the</strong>n googled, like I just said, for ‘free SEO<br />

software’ and immediately found a suitable free software<br />

package <strong>in</strong> ‘Web CEO’. I immediately fed <strong>in</strong> a typical key<br />

phrase from my own web site of ‘proof god exists’ and as I had<br />

come to expect, that gets hardly any visits a day! That<br />

expla<strong>in</strong>ed why my web site had been gett<strong>in</strong>g a fall<strong>in</strong>g and ever<br />

lower number of visitors. The <strong>next</strong> step <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> Web CEO<br />

package was to look at what o<strong>the</strong>r keywords and key phrases<br />

o<strong>the</strong>r web sites used, that also used that phrase. It told me of<br />

about 30 keywords and keyphrases that <strong>the</strong>y were also us<strong>in</strong>g.<br />

I analysed <strong>the</strong>se and closely related keywords that Web CEO<br />

came up <strong>with</strong>, for popularity and competition (Web CEO tells<br />

you <strong>the</strong> KEI <strong>in</strong>dex or Keyword Effectiveness Index, roughly a<br />

measure of number of searches a day divided by number of<br />

compet<strong>in</strong>g websites worldwide for that keyword). Overall this<br />

‘solo bra<strong>in</strong>storm<strong>in</strong>g’ session yielded about 50 key words and<br />

phrases, many of which I would never have thought of! I <strong>the</strong>n<br />

got <strong>the</strong>se ‘effective’ on <strong>the</strong> ma<strong>in</strong> page or <strong>in</strong>dex page of my site<br />

only, by add<strong>in</strong>g a new “author’s comment” essay on <strong>the</strong> bottom<br />

of that page, us<strong>in</strong>g all my new keywords at least once. I also<br />

added <strong>the</strong> entire list of keywords <strong>in</strong> bold type at <strong>the</strong> start of this<br />

new essay – you can see it at www.silee.me.uk . F<strong>in</strong>ally I<br />

submitted this newly revised search eng<strong>in</strong>e to lots of search<br />

eng<strong>in</strong>es us<strong>in</strong>g ‘Web CEO’. The <strong>next</strong> day, Wednesday 4 th March,<br />

one of <strong>the</strong>se, www.websquash.com, emailed an offer to submit<br />

to many <strong>more</strong> search eng<strong>in</strong>es – and directories – for USD 16.95<br />

– or £12.44 – which I took up. Then <strong>the</strong>y emailed to say <strong>the</strong>re<br />

would be a 3-4 bus<strong>in</strong>ess day delay – until Monday or Tuesday<br />

<strong>next</strong> week!<br />

So for <strong>the</strong> <strong>next</strong> few days, while (fruitlessly it turned out)<br />

wait<strong>in</strong>g for <strong>the</strong>m to actually do this submission, I bra<strong>in</strong>stormed<br />

about a possible movement of people worldwide actually<br />

abolish<strong>in</strong>g money – like my web site now says – and so greatly<br />

restrict<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> ever grow<strong>in</strong>g growth of technology – to be called<br />

(MAAM for short) “M<strong>in</strong>imise automation! Abolish Money!”<br />

F<strong>in</strong>ally on Tuesday 10 th March I emailed www.websquash.com<br />

because <strong>the</strong>re was no flood of emails follow<strong>in</strong>g any submission.<br />

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