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NO more relationships with 'girls next door'!; - after TWO in the 'Priory Street Posse'!

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

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Friday and Saturday have been very quiet <strong>in</strong>deed. On Friday I<br />

just saw Jemima and <strong>the</strong> Doctor briefly, who urged me to try<br />

aga<strong>in</strong> <strong>with</strong> <strong>the</strong> DVLA to reapply for a driv<strong>in</strong>g licence. Indeed it<br />

turned out <strong>the</strong> advice I was given last month on <strong>the</strong> phone was<br />

wrong. Now I am be<strong>in</strong>g sent a set of application and medical<br />

forms. Then <strong>the</strong> DVLA will contact my GP and psychiatrist, and<br />

might just <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong>ir <strong>in</strong>f<strong>in</strong>ite wisdom and above all absolute<br />

powers of discretion, actually restore my driv<strong>in</strong>g licence. I<br />

cannot afford a car right now, but who knows what might<br />

happen <strong>in</strong> a couple of weeks when my press release hits <strong>the</strong><br />

desks or PCs of 14,000 publications worldwide? That even<strong>in</strong>g I<br />

had a glass of rose w<strong>in</strong>e <strong>with</strong> Julie – who is very house-proud<br />

about her new carpet – and <strong>in</strong>sisted that I walk on it <strong>with</strong>out<br />

my shoes on!<br />

Today Saturday has been so quiet! I got paid <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> morn<strong>in</strong>g<br />

and did a large Tesco supermarket shop – secur<strong>in</strong>g lots of<br />

‘barga<strong>in</strong>s’ – which obviously pleased me! I rang Julie and she<br />

had good news at last – she had had a phone call to say she<br />

has an <strong>in</strong>terview <strong>with</strong> her nurs<strong>in</strong>g home on Monday 20 th<br />

October! F<strong>in</strong>ally <strong>more</strong> good news – an email from Kumar at<br />

Book Promotion ltd agree<strong>in</strong>g everyth<strong>in</strong>g and say<strong>in</strong>g that <strong>the</strong><br />

web site was ‘<strong>in</strong> schedule’!<br />

Sunday started quiet and bor<strong>in</strong>g, so I went round to see Julie –<br />

and we were both glad I did – for soon I was roll<strong>in</strong>g white<br />

emulsion pa<strong>in</strong>t on her kitchen ceil<strong>in</strong>g while she pa<strong>in</strong>ted <strong>the</strong><br />

cov<strong>in</strong>g white too. She said she was desperate for help, so very<br />

glad of m<strong>in</strong>e, <strong>in</strong> sort<strong>in</strong>g out her flat now that <strong>the</strong> new carpet<br />

made it look like a new place s<strong>in</strong>ce Thursday! After <strong>the</strong><br />

decorat<strong>in</strong>g we got an hour of fresh air and took a walk round<br />

<strong>the</strong> local water meadows or ‘K<strong>in</strong>g’s meads’. However, over a<br />

glass of rose w<strong>in</strong>e at my flat, when I tried to snog her like on<br />

Tuesday, she said huffily, ‘Please do not kiss me – we are not <strong>in</strong><br />

a relationship!’<br />

Monday was even quieter than Sunday – we loaded up her car<br />

and visited <strong>the</strong> local rubbish tip and recycled a load of stuff of<br />

hers – and my pr<strong>in</strong>ter and vacuum cleaner. I sent Kumar an<br />

email ask<strong>in</strong>g him to actually phone me tomorrow to discuss<br />

progress on <strong>the</strong> web site and advertis<strong>in</strong>g. Then <strong>the</strong>re was <strong>the</strong><br />

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