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NO more relationships with 'girls next door'!; - after TWO in the 'Priory Street Posse'!

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

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Amazon refused – so I filled <strong>in</strong> all <strong>the</strong> same forms over aga<strong>in</strong> –<br />

and just today <strong>the</strong>y have put all my descriptive material on <strong>the</strong><br />

page for my book, at <strong>the</strong> UK Amazon site. So all bookshops –<br />

both Amazon <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> USA and UK – and Barnes and Noble – all<br />

show <strong>the</strong> book perfectly at last! I went to <strong>the</strong> local library and<br />

asked for a list of all local newspapers and radio stations <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />

area, on Tuesday. This was strongly suggested by www.bookpromotion.com<br />

<strong>in</strong> fact. Eventually <strong>after</strong> <strong>the</strong>y put me onto <strong>the</strong><br />

Central Resource Library for <strong>the</strong> County based <strong>in</strong> Hatfield, <strong>the</strong>y<br />

simply directed me to a website <strong>the</strong> local librarian should have<br />

thought of – www.hertsdirect.org – <strong>the</strong> Herts County Council<br />

website. I emailed a 2MB package of material to 20 local<br />

newspapers and <strong>the</strong> 10 local radio stations that actually gave<br />

email addresses. However only one – that wanted to charge<br />

me for an advert – has rung back <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> week s<strong>in</strong>ce – and <strong>the</strong>re<br />

have been no email replies.<br />

On Wednesday I turned on my PC and that was <strong>the</strong> first news I<br />

had that <strong>the</strong> previous day <strong>the</strong>re had been 68 visitors to my web<br />

site! I went down to <strong>the</strong> M<strong>in</strong>d club and showed off <strong>the</strong> site to<br />

Trevis, an unusually named lady fellow member, and when I<br />

showed her <strong>the</strong> graph for visitors suddenly lift<strong>in</strong>g off <strong>after</strong> two<br />

flat weeks of virtually no visitors, her reaction was to laugh –<br />

and an unladylike ‘wallop’! All I did <strong>the</strong> rest of that day back<br />

home, was pr<strong>in</strong>t off 20 postcards from <strong>the</strong> artwork by Kumar’s<br />

team, and post <strong>the</strong>m to friends.<br />

On Thursday <strong>the</strong> number of unique visitors was up dramatically<br />

aga<strong>in</strong> to 97! I rang Manuela about: -<br />

• The fact <strong>the</strong>y had started gett<strong>in</strong>g vastly <strong>more</strong> than <strong>the</strong><br />

average 36 visitors/day to achieve <strong>the</strong>ir target of 5000<br />

visitors <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> first 150 days. Well done!<br />

• Could I pay £33 a month for six months <strong>in</strong>to <strong>the</strong>ir Nat<br />

West bank account as cash ra<strong>the</strong>r than by stand<strong>in</strong>g order?<br />

• When she had sewn up her market<strong>in</strong>g, could I have a<br />

report?<br />

• Could <strong>the</strong>y hand over <strong>the</strong> web site soon?<br />

A very quiet day <strong>in</strong> my diary. I just posted off a f<strong>in</strong>al 7<br />

postcards!<br />

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