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NO more relationships with 'girls next door'!; - after TWO in the 'Priory Street Posse'!

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

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meter and that of my neighbour opposite, to be reversed! I<br />

rang Npower several times, <strong>the</strong>n Powerwatch, <strong>the</strong>n a quango<br />

called MPAS, cost<strong>in</strong>g several pounds <strong>in</strong> long calls on hold.<br />

F<strong>in</strong>ally I made a f<strong>in</strong>al free phone call to Green Energy, who said<br />

it was Powerwatch who were <strong>the</strong> responsible watchdog, and<br />

<strong>the</strong>y would call <strong>the</strong>m for me. F<strong>in</strong>ally that day I made several<br />

calls to my PC supplier, and <strong>the</strong>y f<strong>in</strong>ally promised to send a<br />

miss<strong>in</strong>g driver disk for <strong>the</strong> DVD RW drive on my computer.<br />

Thursday, despite <strong>the</strong> postal strike my new bank card arrived<br />

on <strong>the</strong> w<strong>in</strong>gs of Mercury! Powerwatch called and asked a few<br />

brief questions and left me <strong>with</strong> <strong>the</strong>m <strong>with</strong> my wrong meter<br />

case <strong>in</strong> hand. I had no money left so was amazed to get<br />

through to <strong>the</strong> crisis loan telephone operator straight away. I<br />

applied for a loan, and <strong>the</strong>y rang back offer<strong>in</strong>g just £25.36, to<br />

last possibly till Monday unless I got my PIN number for my<br />

card, so I rang my Fa<strong>the</strong>r for help – <strong>the</strong> first of about ten times<br />

<strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> <strong>next</strong> three days – for him each time to w<strong>in</strong>d me up<br />

totally <strong>with</strong> wild lies about ‘you spend<strong>in</strong>g three quarters of your<br />

£1500 a month <strong>in</strong>come on smok<strong>in</strong>g, Simon!’ So much so that<br />

each time I generally ended up swear<strong>in</strong>g at <strong>the</strong> silly old fool, as<br />

I put it, and putt<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> phone down on him! I rang <strong>the</strong> police<br />

about <strong>the</strong> fraud, because <strong>the</strong> crisis loan people needed me to,<br />

before believ<strong>in</strong>g my true story – <strong>the</strong>n Julie took me to Hertford<br />

and I drew out <strong>the</strong> loan <strong>after</strong> a very long wait <strong>in</strong>deed, as usual<br />

– for <strong>the</strong>re was a long queue of o<strong>the</strong>r loan claimants… I tried<br />

my card’s old PIN number at <strong>the</strong> bank ATM – it worked, I was<br />

under £142 overdrawn – so deposited £2 of my crisis loan so I<br />

could draw out £10 at <strong>the</strong> ATM – I was that desperate for cash!<br />

That story has cont<strong>in</strong>ued for <strong>the</strong> whole two months s<strong>in</strong>ce…<br />

On Friday Powerwatch called aga<strong>in</strong> to say that <strong>the</strong>y had written<br />

to Npower <strong>with</strong> a full description of my problem, ask<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong>m<br />

for <strong>the</strong> full £308 refund of what I had paid <strong>the</strong>m s<strong>in</strong>ce March.<br />

The paperwork for <strong>the</strong> fraud f<strong>in</strong>ally arrived from <strong>the</strong> bank, and I<br />

signed and faxed it, rang to confirm it had had arrived, only to<br />

be horrified to learn that it had to wait two work<strong>in</strong>g days to<br />

reach <strong>the</strong> actual office deal<strong>in</strong>g <strong>with</strong> <strong>the</strong> fraud from ano<strong>the</strong>r<br />

office <strong>with</strong> <strong>the</strong> fax mach<strong>in</strong>e. The utter lack of urgency appalled<br />

me – such is red tape! I rang Npower and was told to r<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong><br />

bill<strong>in</strong>g department tomorrow – so could not progress my claim<br />

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