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NO more relationships with 'girls next door'!; - after TWO in the 'Priory Street Posse'!

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

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• My third and f<strong>in</strong>al example of what I regard as phone<br />

abuse is <strong>the</strong> familiar phrase once you actually get through<br />

to customer services and real people. How often have you<br />

heard this, “Sorry please r<strong>in</strong>g back <strong>in</strong> a few hours. Our<br />

system is down.” Whereas <strong>the</strong> first two problems above<br />

are really just symptoms of a now fully emerged “Culture<br />

of <strong>the</strong> computer-money complex” – <strong>the</strong> “system down.”<br />

problem speaks to me, as a Chartered Computer Systems<br />

Eng<strong>in</strong>eer <strong>with</strong> a long history of actually design<strong>in</strong>g fully<br />

100% work<strong>in</strong>g computer systems years ago, of a much<br />

deeper problem, as follows: -<br />

• Probably even now, still <strong>the</strong> worst offender <strong>in</strong> this is <strong>the</strong><br />

very market leader, whom I will ironically name by my<br />

affectionate term for <strong>the</strong>m <strong>in</strong> this discussion: ‘Megabollox’.<br />

The above company will have been sold <strong>the</strong>ir computer<br />

system, ei<strong>the</strong>r to replace a previous paper based system,<br />

or <strong>more</strong> likely <strong>the</strong>se days, <strong>with</strong> <strong>the</strong> march of time and such<br />

‘Progress’ – an upgrade from ano<strong>the</strong>r earlier version of<br />

such a system. Megabollox have caused an entire sales<br />

culture of sell<strong>in</strong>g new computer systems by appeal<strong>in</strong>g to<br />

<strong>the</strong> buyer <strong>with</strong> <strong>the</strong> sheer quantity of ‘bells, whistles,<br />

gadgets and gizmos’ that come <strong>with</strong> it – generally termed<br />

‘features’. The trouble is test<strong>in</strong>g all of <strong>the</strong>se vast quantity<br />

of such ‘features’ on just one system so <strong>the</strong>y all always<br />

work toge<strong>the</strong>r or <strong>in</strong> unison, not just <strong>in</strong> isolation from each<br />

o<strong>the</strong>r. Aga<strong>in</strong> Megabollox have started ano<strong>the</strong>r major<br />

notorious trend <strong>with</strong> <strong>the</strong>ir software – <strong>the</strong>y release it to a<br />

naïve gullible Joe Bloggs public, barely tested beyond <strong>the</strong><br />

pre-production ‘beta’ test<strong>in</strong>g phase – and let that public,<br />

already hard sold yet ano<strong>the</strong>r ‘jazzy, excit<strong>in</strong>g Megabollox<br />

product’ do most of <strong>the</strong> test<strong>in</strong>g for Megabollox <strong>in</strong>stead.<br />

Yet for Megabollox, have <strong>the</strong>y already done everyth<strong>in</strong>g<br />

technically feasible years ago <strong>in</strong> 2002 <strong>with</strong> <strong>the</strong>ir ‘W<strong>in</strong>dows<br />

XP’ product?<br />

• They were immediately assailed by a dodgy army of<br />

hackers, and had to spend <strong>the</strong> <strong>next</strong> five years <strong>in</strong>troduc<strong>in</strong>g<br />

literally thousands of security features to stop W<strong>in</strong>dows XP<br />

attract<strong>in</strong>g viciously hostile ‘malware’ - viruses, Trojan<br />

horses, spyware, worms, and o<strong>the</strong>r assaults. That was<br />

73

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