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NO more relationships with 'girls next door'!; - after TWO in the 'Priory Street Posse'!

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

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ooks was out of <strong>the</strong> question, and she said I was only well<br />

enough to take a guitar course and possibly a year’s tra<strong>in</strong><strong>in</strong>g<br />

only at <strong>the</strong> local college, as an electrician! Certa<strong>in</strong>ly <strong>the</strong>re was<br />

no way that benefits would stretch to pay<strong>in</strong>g for <strong>the</strong> distance<br />

learn<strong>in</strong>g about how to become a plumber or electrician for<br />

which I still await a phone call even now, Sunday 12 th July.<br />

Disappo<strong>in</strong>ted, I reflected on an earlier very belated success that<br />

came <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> post earlier that day. My damned ITIN number<br />

had f<strong>in</strong>ally been assigned. I emailed <strong>the</strong> W8BEN form <strong>with</strong> this<br />

to Lulu, and <strong>the</strong>n posted <strong>the</strong>m a copy. Much good it may do I<br />

thought, <strong>the</strong>y are mak<strong>in</strong>g no sales reports, for months now, but<br />

an ITIN may now become vital now I may get a US publisher<br />

through Writers Literary Agency! I had a massive four hour<br />

sleep that <strong>after</strong>noon <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> heat!<br />

Then <strong>the</strong>re was a bombshell from Julie, <strong>after</strong> ask<strong>in</strong>g me round<br />

as she had ‘someth<strong>in</strong>g to say’. It was an outburst of female<br />

‘logic’, as follows: - “If I go on holiday <strong>with</strong> you, we will have<br />

sex, <strong>the</strong>n none when we get back!” (i.e. she would make sure<br />

of that!) In o<strong>the</strong>r words, she was back<strong>in</strong>g out of any holiday<br />

<strong>with</strong> me – so I went home, and emailed a cancellation to<br />

Dorset…<br />

After that outburst, Thursday was aga<strong>in</strong> very quiet. At<br />

midnight I paid for my critique on ‘Scientific Proof’, as soon as<br />

<strong>the</strong> £52.50 cheque cleared, <strong>with</strong> some money already left <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />

account from yesterday to easily cover <strong>the</strong> full cost. I rang <strong>the</strong><br />

IET and asked for my £600 holiday grant – I now planned to<br />

spend some days <strong>with</strong> my fa<strong>the</strong>r like last year. They got me to<br />

confirm that I needed <strong>the</strong> full £600 <strong>in</strong> an email. The reply<br />

email said it would be paid by <strong>next</strong> Wednesday.<br />

Friday too was quiet apart from my depot – but<br />

www.writersliterary.com acknowledged my payment and sent<br />

<strong>the</strong> critique form for me to fill <strong>in</strong>. There was one possibly<br />

awkward problem – <strong>the</strong>y wanted <strong>the</strong> manuscript <strong>in</strong> such a form<br />

that I would literally have to dismember and mangle my<br />

exist<strong>in</strong>g prist<strong>in</strong>ely presented (for self publish<strong>in</strong>g) version. In<br />

<strong>the</strong> end I sent it as it was, as a pdf file, and told <strong>the</strong>m to<br />

convert it <strong>in</strong>to ‘<strong>the</strong>ir’ form <strong>the</strong>mselves if it was not a fully legible<br />

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