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NO more relationships with 'girls next door'!; - after TWO in the 'Priory Street Posse'!

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

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litany, a lame ‘wait for Kumar to email <strong>with</strong> a solution’ – which I<br />

had been wait<strong>in</strong>g for eight days for now! He did eventually<br />

email, <strong>with</strong> no <strong>in</strong>formation at all, just <strong>in</strong>sults! – ‘you are<br />

desperate!’ and ‘you th<strong>in</strong>k you are <strong>the</strong> new Bill Gates’! he<br />

sneered! I reflected that <strong>the</strong> basic problem <strong>with</strong> <strong>the</strong> Itch Itch<br />

ly<strong>in</strong>g figures was non-report<strong>in</strong>g of non-home page ‘hits’. Were<br />

those non-entry pages visits visible abroad – <strong>the</strong>y were here? I<br />

thought desperately of some USA company I could call who<br />

would be able to easily check on a computer, nearly go<strong>in</strong>g crazy<br />

(even <strong>more</strong> than usual) by now! F<strong>in</strong>ally I remembered that I<br />

had been able to phone <strong>the</strong> search eng<strong>in</strong>e Look Smart <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />

old days. So I looked on <strong>the</strong> Internet, got <strong>the</strong>ir New York<br />

Support Number, and soon ‘Charles’ <strong>the</strong>re had verified that my<br />

web site was fully operational <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> USA – so <strong>the</strong> Google Anal<br />

Itch Itch package WAS <strong>the</strong> villa<strong>in</strong> of <strong>the</strong> piece!<br />

Worn out by weeks of worry until this moment, I took drastic<br />

action. I found out how to save my own website to disk from<br />

<strong>the</strong> Internet Explorer browser – <strong>the</strong>n took <strong>the</strong> drastic step of<br />

po<strong>in</strong>t<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> name servers away from Kumar’s DNS server over<br />

to www.author.me.uk – where I knew www.silee.me.uk was<br />

already an alias. That would take some time to transfer across<br />

– so I quickly copied <strong>the</strong> website HTML code files to <strong>the</strong> new<br />

webspace – replac<strong>in</strong>g www.author.me.uk <strong>with</strong> a new website,<br />

aliased by www.silee.me.uk. So I ga<strong>in</strong>ed complete control of<br />

<strong>the</strong> website – hav<strong>in</strong>g failed to have it transferred over to me<br />

about five times previously – by polite requests to Manuela and<br />

Kumar!<br />

The weekend was very quiet, as <strong>the</strong> whole week s<strong>in</strong>ce. I got<br />

familiar for <strong>the</strong> first time <strong>with</strong> <strong>the</strong> statistics package I already<br />

had on www.author.me.uk, which for <strong>the</strong> last week has<br />

reported 31 visitors, and an average of 55 a day for <strong>the</strong> week<br />

s<strong>in</strong>ce. Just to check, I also <strong>in</strong>stalled a fresh set of Google Anal<br />

Itch Itch Code – but soon dismissed it as it only reported 6-10<br />

visitors a day compared to 50-60 by my o<strong>the</strong>r package! I had<br />

no sales yet, so had a ‘lulu chat’ about that. It turned out that<br />

<strong>the</strong> <strong>more</strong> expensive sales direct from Lulu, if any came, would<br />

immediately appear on my sales page – but <strong>the</strong> <strong>more</strong> likely<br />

sales from www.amazon.com, www.amazon.co.uk and<br />

www.barnesandnoble.com via my own website would take 6-8<br />

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