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"•Yep. All It Cost Was<br />

Gasoline and Oil"<br />

o<br />

NE thousand miles, and<br />

all it cost was the gasoline<br />

and oil! No more railroad<br />

trains for me. as<br />

long as the old boat runs<br />

and the roads are good !"<br />

Thus many an owner cries in jubilation<br />

after finishing a tour in his car.<br />

And far be it from the intentions of the<br />

present scribe or this magazine to say<br />

that a thousand miles in an automobile<br />

isn't far more pleasant and profitable,<br />

even at the price, than a similar number<br />

spent in a plush chair being showered<br />

with cinders! But Truth is mighty<br />

and will prevail over the car owner, if he<br />

but look her in the face.<br />

Who thinks a thousand miles of touring<br />

costs only gas and oil is fooling himself.<br />

Let us take off the lid and look at<br />

Truth where she nestles in carburetor<br />

and tires, in wheels and bearings, in the<br />

insurance man's pocket and the repair<br />

man's maw!<br />

54<br />

The COST of<br />

MOTORING<br />

1000 MILES<br />

by CRClaudy<br />

EDITOR'S NOTE: Haven't you<br />

considered a trip to Niagara Falls, or to<br />

Seattle, or to Florida at some time or another,<br />

and drawn back because you could<br />

not figure the costs exactly? Well, here<br />

thev are, all marshalled into a formidable<br />

battalion for your inspection.<br />

I run a little six-cylinder boat which<br />

cost a thousand dollars. You run a big<br />

eight or twelve or seventeen or something<br />

which cost, let us say, two thousand<br />

dollars. We start off together on<br />

a thousand mile tour. At the end of that<br />

tour, if we look honestly at our expenditures,<br />

we have spent, you and I; a heap<br />

more money than we paid for gas and<br />

for oil. I have paid out $95.25 and you<br />

have paid $166.00—paid, none the less<br />

surely though we may have each of us<br />

started with much less than that in our<br />

pockets.<br />

What ? Most assuredly I am not<br />

counting hotel bills and what we have fed<br />

the living machine! If we take eight<br />

days for the tour and average seven<br />

dollars a day for food and lodging, newspapers,<br />

cigars and an occasional dampening<br />

of our whistling apparatus with soda<br />

water, then we spend fifty-six dollars<br />

each in addition to the former amounts<br />

named.<br />

Prove it? That's easy. The trouble<br />

with the average car owner is that he<br />

doesn't look beyond the expenditure of<br />

the moment. He doesn't figure the<br />

things which cost money on a tour be-

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