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718<br />

"WEALTH"<br />

PRICE OF ADMISSION—SEVEN TIN CANS!<br />

Because cans have become so scarce, this Indiana photoplay theater recently decided to educate its<br />

patrons to a knowledge of the wealth they waste daily. The admission price was changed, therefore.<br />

Coin of the realm now will not admit a spectator, but seven legitimate tomato cans will.<br />

HERE'S A MILLION DOLLARS IN GOLD!<br />

Fifty thousand double eagles, count 'em! Huge crowds passed into this San Francisco exhibit for<br />

glimpse at the yellow pile; nine-tenths of the multitude departed, determined to be misers.

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