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I once had a guest at Queen of Heaven who complained that<br />
he wasn’t getting any action. He wasn’t likely to get any, either:<br />
He was a sullen guy with an entitled attitude, the kind of<br />
guy who gives guys a bad name. We didn’t invite him back, of<br />
course (even orgies, as I implied above, are subject to social<br />
control, and the first level of control is the guest list). Before he<br />
left, though, I asked him to do a little math problem with me.<br />
entree into more private parties. If there’s a publicly accessible<br />
club in your area (like San Francisco’s Power Exchange),<br />
by all means check it out, but don’t be surprised to find many,<br />
many curious men and fewer play opportunities than you expected<br />
(unless you’re one of those guys who can get happy<br />
with another guy when there aren’t lots of women around; in<br />
that case, you’re probably ready for anything).<br />
“How many people are in this room?” I asked him.<br />
“Uh, about a hundred.”<br />
“And if you were going to hire sex workers to put on a sex<br />
show for you, how much would that add up to?”<br />
If you go to an orgy and see a guy in the corner, wide-eyed<br />
and stroking his cock, he’s just marveling at how much money<br />
he’s saved by not having to spend 200 bucks an hour times<br />
100 to see the vision of erotic play ranged out before him.<br />
How Do You Find an Orgy?<br />
If you aren’t already on the right guest lists, you have three<br />
choices: Try to get on them, start your own party, or travel<br />
somewhere to visit a publicly accessible party. There are not<br />
many of the latter, unless you’re a gay man. Gay men can<br />
usually find group sex opportunities through the socio-sexual<br />
grapevine of any city with a visible gay community—and this<br />
grapevine now also exists online. In some places you can<br />
even find group-sex options in the gay newspapers.<br />
Swingers’ parties are nearly as accessible; they’re held all<br />
over the nation. The trick is, they’re almost all couples-only,<br />
although many will welcome single women, and a very few<br />
will allow single men to attend. But if it’s your goal to be the<br />
only stag at a swing party, you’d better have better social<br />
That, my friends, is why there’s not<br />
an orgy hall in every town, like there<br />
was in Pompeii.<br />
skills than you do now. Find swingers via contact magazines<br />
in adult bookstores, online, and through their national group,<br />
the Lifestyles Organization.<br />
How can a guy persuade his wife or girlfriend to go to a swing<br />
party? Assure her she’ll probably have a better time than you,<br />
then don’t be surprised (or a jerk) when you find it’s actually<br />
true. Bottom line: If she doesn’t want to go, don’t nag her<br />
or drag her. It’s not erotic (or especially consensual), and it<br />
won’t work. Look for a place you can go alone, or look for a<br />
friskier woman who’d like to check out the scene.<br />
If you’re in a city with a sex-positive community, affiliate with<br />
it. Go to its events and get to know people. That’s the best<br />
The orgy’s biggest challenge (for heterosexuals, anyway) is<br />
this: more men who want to rush down and give it a try, which<br />
results in a gender-skewed room of people in which all but<br />
the most wild-at-heart women begin to feel overwhelmed,<br />
even unsafe. That, my friends, is why there’s not an orgy hall<br />
in every town, like there was in Pompeii.<br />
If BDSM is your cup of tea, go to events held by your local<br />
National Leather Association affiliate; you can find these online,<br />
too. These are not fuck parties, so don’t go unless you<br />
really want to do BDSM. Expect, if you’re new to the scene,<br />
to be required to go through a screening process, probably<br />
including an intro workshop. Some sex parties are beginning<br />
to include these, too.<br />
How Do You Behave?<br />
How would you like to be hit on by someone whom you’re not<br />
sure you want to fuck? That’s how to approach others: Don’t<br />
come on too strong; don’t be pushy; don’t assume the whole<br />
room wants to fuck you. Almost nobody comes to an orgy to<br />
fuck everybody. If you find one who does and you’re in line<br />
for the ride, well, yee-ha! And use a rubber.<br />
If someone approaches you, but you don’t want to play? Remember<br />
what Miss Manners would want you to say.<br />
Don’t touch without asking and getting consent,<br />
and if you spill anything (your soda, your<br />
lube, your seed), clean it up.<br />
Orgies are like no other social space...and yet<br />
they’re just like any other social space. Rules<br />
of interaction and good conduct apply, and they’re not all that<br />
hard to understand. Once you grasp that orgies facilitate sex<br />
but don’t guarantee it, you can see them for what they are:<br />
relationships, multi-person and ever-shifting but subject to<br />
the same sorts of success and failure as two-person relationships.<br />
Go to an orgy, if you go, to see and explore, to experience<br />
the power of sex all around you (whether you’re having sex or<br />
not). To cross the social boundary, you must go there in the<br />
first place, but respect the boundaries of the people inside.<br />
It’s just like real life, only probably a little sweatier and maybe<br />
more atmospherically lit.<br />
104 EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT SEX IS <strong>WRONG</strong>