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per on lesbian hedonism for a class. However, my greatest<br />

learning experience took the form of an apprenticeship.<br />

I found myself dating two older women (28 and 32) who were<br />

also dating each other. One evening the three of us dressed<br />

up in fetish gear (my first time in a corset) and strolled to a<br />

queer fetish party. Afterwards we stumbled into the big bed<br />

of the loft I was subletting. We were too exhausted for any<br />

fun that night.<br />

With the morning sun came snuggling, which lead to cuddling,<br />

which lead to stroking, which lead to making out, which<br />

lead to no-holds-barred three-way lesbian action (oh yeah,<br />

baby). Actually, it was more like a rotating two on one (you<br />

get her tits, I’ll cover her cunt. Okay, now, switch!). The best<br />

part was I could watch Rita eat out Sarah or Sarah fingerfuck<br />

Rita, then I could try. It was like a kinky workshop.<br />

About the same time, I got myself off. I did a lot of research,<br />

as I am prone to do. I knew penetration wasn’t what I needed<br />

(I had had plenty and look where it had gotten me), so I focused<br />

on clitoral vibes. I wanted something small and nonthreatening<br />

but strong and adjustable. I recruited a friend to<br />

escort me to Toys in Babeland. She hugged the wall by the<br />

books while I shyly ventured around the center table of vibrators.<br />

A staff person approached and asked if she could help. I<br />

pulled out my notes and said I was looking for the honey bear.<br />

She found it right away, his arms raised like a clit-hugging ballerina.<br />

The honey bear fit discreetly in my palm. The remote<br />

was also palm-length, the two connected by a white cord. I<br />

bought him without exploring the rest of the store. I took him<br />

home and named him Albert.<br />

I had read enough Betty Dodson at this point<br />

to know not to pressure myself too much. For<br />

our first date, Albert and I got to know each<br />

other. I could feel something building stronger<br />

and stronger, as he gripped my clit, his body hugged by my<br />

labia. At the last minute I turned him off. I thought I was going<br />

to piss or scream or something to let the building know what<br />

I was doing.<br />

On our second date, both of my roommates were out. First,<br />

I played with Albert on my breasts, pinching each nipple. I<br />

licked my left middle finger and started to stroke my clit. Then<br />

I moved Albert down. I settled him into place with the vibrations<br />

turned off. I stroked Albert as he pinched my clit, his<br />

body stimulating the legs of my clitoris and rubbing against<br />

my urethra.<br />

Then I turned him on low. I made sure to breathe, watching<br />

my diaphragm rise and fall like theater vocal warm-ups. I<br />

started having little shivers and jumps. I turned him up higher.<br />

I was breathing fairly hard at this point. I remembered Betty<br />

Dodson talking about Kegel exercises. I clenched my vaginal<br />

muscles, tight, tight, tight, in time with my quick, gasping<br />

inhalations. I could feel it building again. My right hand, raking<br />

my thigh, started moving towards the controls to turn it<br />

down. I moved it to my breast and squeezed full-palmed (in<br />

the same rough, awkward grasp of so many junior-high and<br />

high-school conquests).<br />

When I came, I stopped breathing for two minutes. My body<br />

shook, and my neck froze, head thrust back like a seizure victim.<br />

My toes curled, and my fingers locked in double-jointed<br />

akimbo. Albert purred. I had made a new friend.<br />

Now I knew what to do. I needed new women to play with. I<br />

started looking for chicks on the Internet. Craigslist had been<br />

my resource for casual dick and a new coffee table. However,<br />

their women-for-women forums regularly spouted against bisexuals;<br />

understandable, since the only other bi-women posting<br />

seemed to be looking for a third to join their boyfriend.<br />

No-strings-attached casual-encounters postings received<br />

more penis pictures than those looking for male dates.<br />

I went to women-and-transgender-only sex parties and play<br />

parties. Everyone seemed to be talking, with an established<br />

couple doing a spanking, flogging, or piercing scene every<br />

now and then. Aside from the hot voyeurism, there didn’t<br />

seem to be much mixing of strangers.<br />

Finally, I went to a bisexual “date bait” with two friends. Date<br />

bait is a form of speed dating in which a group meets in a bar<br />

and everyone goes on eight or ten or twelve “mini-dates” of<br />

three to five minutes. Attractions are recorded on scorecards<br />

The best part was I could watch Rita<br />

eat out Sarah or Sarah fingerfuck<br />

Rita, then I could try.<br />

and matches are made by the organizers. Although I made<br />

several matches, only one resulted in a date.<br />

Moira was a lighting designer with plugs in her ears and a<br />

wicked sense of humor (translation: She was from the Northeast<br />

and used wicked as the universal adjective). We interpreted<br />

our match as a future with dozens of babies. However,<br />

we quickly fell into a pattern of friendship. Of course,<br />

our friendship involved regular masturbation and toy-trading.<br />

We would turn on a porn and turn on our vibes. Occasionally,<br />

she would crawl over me to explore my toy box.<br />

One evening, Moira’s eyes grew large as she found my new<br />

double-header. “Ooh, can we play with this?” I flipped her<br />

on her back and had her hold her bullet against her clit. With<br />

a black latex glove (because I had been knuckle-deep in my<br />

own pussy moments before), I began to massage her G-spot.<br />

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