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Cunt Candy Factory<br />
Tristan Taormino<br />
I owned Juli Ashton’s ass and pussy—I spanked her cheeks,<br />
teased and probed her two orifices—before I ever met her.<br />
Let me clarify: I had Juli Ashton’s Ultra-Realistic Pussy &<br />
Ass, a rubber replica of the famed pornstar’s private parts,<br />
before I saw said star in the flesh. After her career on film,<br />
she went on to cohost Night Calls on Playboy TV and Radio,<br />
which she’s done for ten years. When I first met Juli, I already<br />
felt I had a connection to her. After all, her rubber-genital self<br />
accompanied me around the country to dozens of workshops<br />
and lectures. When I couldn’t have a real, live model, I always<br />
had Juli on (in?) which to demonstrate techniques. She<br />
brought my sex education to life.<br />
In March 2005, the real Juli took me to the headquarters of<br />
Doc Johnson, one of the world’s leading sex-toy manufacturers.<br />
I was expecting one huge factory, but it was more of a<br />
Rarely do people ask themselves,<br />
“Where do dildos come from?”<br />
We visited that very department, where designers had recently<br />
taken plaster casts of the pusses of four starlets: Lexie,<br />
Monique Alexander, and newcomer twins Lacey and Lyndsey<br />
Love. From the plaster cast a mold is created, explained<br />
Braverman. “We really try to make it as close to the real thing<br />
as possible.” The four plaster cunts sat in a circle, but they<br />
weren’t labeled, so I wasn’t sure who was whom.<br />
I noticed that a small, stray piece of plaster sat next to one.<br />
One of the workers said, “She had one very large labia. I had<br />
to fold it over her opening to make the cast, and it broke.” To<br />
demonstrate, he carefully—dare I say lovingly?—placed the<br />
piece of plaster where it should be. “I’m going to reattach<br />
it before I make the mold,” he said, and his statement was<br />
strangely sweet. Braverman informed Juli that they’ve improved<br />
the technology and the process, which only takes thirty<br />
minutes from start to finish. Juli considered<br />
doing a special tenth-anniversary pussy and<br />
ass as we walked over to the next building.<br />
compound, with multiple buildings all buzzing with activity<br />
in North Hollywood. I got a tour from the president himself,<br />
Ron Braverman, who proudly proclaimed, “We were the first<br />
company to manufacture and market butt plugs.” My hero!<br />
Doc Johnson makes over 5,000 different products, including<br />
vibrators, penis pumps, lube, blindfolds, and anti-porn crusader<br />
Catherine MacKinnon’s worst nightmare: disembodied<br />
replicas of pornstars’ famous bits (like Jeff Stryker’s cock and<br />
Jenna Jameson’s cooch). It hit me when I saw the recognizable<br />
crotch creations: I was visiting the place that created,<br />
and still churns out, Juli Ashton’s Ultra-Realistic Pussy & Ass,<br />
and I was there with Juli. Life had come full circle.<br />
From there it was a whirlwind of sex-toy production. I can’t<br />
adequately describe the sight of copper cock molds moving<br />
swiftly along a conveyor belt, of toys being pulled from those<br />
molds and tossed into a cold-water bath to cool, of sparkling<br />
pink jelly dongs laid out in a row, of fat, baby-blue butt plugs<br />
waiting patiently to be put into their custom-designed packages.<br />
Or the area where certain toys (known as “the realistics”)<br />
get a personal touch: hand painting. Here, women gingerly<br />
brush pink dye onto cockheads and pussy lips and clits<br />
(to mimic the engorgement process during arousal) or draw<br />
bluish veins on peach-colored shafts. The color looked garish,<br />
but Braverman assured me that as it gets absorbed into the<br />
material, it fades and looks more natural.<br />
82 EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT SEX IS <strong>WRONG</strong>