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Egg Sex<br />
Susie Bright<br />
In 1966, when I was eight years old, my mother gave me a<br />
little pink book, A Baby is Born. In great detail, and with lots<br />
of close-ups and diagrams, it described exactly what a sperm<br />
and egg looked like and how they joined together, with subsequent<br />
portraits of the develop ing fetus.<br />
How did the sperm meet the egg to begin with? The book<br />
said simply, “Mommy and Daddy love each other very much.<br />
They lie close together and, after performing inter course, the<br />
sperm is on its way to fertilize the egg.” There was no accompanying<br />
diagram, so I made what was prob ably my first<br />
earnest attempt to read between the lines of any piece of<br />
literature. I gleaned nothing.<br />
Twenty-five years later, I was pregnant, and this time I went<br />
out and bought my own collection of pink and blue books<br />
bulging with instruction for prospective parents. Of course,<br />
there was a great deal to learn about fetal develop ment and<br />
breast-feeding techniques, but I couldn’t help but check each<br />
index under “Sexuality—during and after pregnancy.” All the<br />
manuals, from Dr. Spock to the latest yuppie know-how, followed<br />
an almost identical script: “Mommy and Daddy love<br />
each other very much....” Fol lowing this vein, the paragraphs<br />
on sexuality gave advice that was inexplicit, vague, and almost<br />
threatening in their avoidance of the nitty-gritty.<br />
Steeped in a romance-novel notion of marriage, sexual advice<br />
to pregnant moms, whether revealed in print or in the strange<br />
silences at the doctor’s office, gives short shrift to the dramatic<br />
changes in women’s sexual physiology and desires.<br />
Great emphasis is placed on how to cope with the ambivalent<br />
husband’s feelings towards his wife’s body and the burden<br />
pregnancy puts on their normal sexual routine.<br />
None of these books were written in the 1960s. All of them<br />
glow with feminist and holistic approaches to mother ing, supporting<br />
working moms, refuting the sexist prejudices against<br />
breast-feeding, and offering all manner of enlightened positive<br />
self-esteem for the mother-to-be. I began to wonder if<br />
anyone knew what went on in women’s sexual lives during<br />
pregnancy. The most definitive state ment the books managed<br />
was: Sometimes she’s hot, some times she’s not. This<br />
wouldn’t be the first time that tradi tional medicine had nothing<br />
to contribute to an under standing of female sexuality.<br />
Meanwhile, my clit started to grow. Everyone knows that a<br />
pregnant woman’s breasts swell in accompaniment to her<br />
belly, but why had no one told me that my genitals would also<br />
grow? My vulva engorged with blood; my labia grew fatter;<br />
my clit pushed slightly out of its hood. I was reading absolutely<br />
everything on the subject of pregnant sex by this point,<br />
and, by picking out the fragments of pertinent information, I<br />
learned I was not peculiar in this regard.<br />
It’s a little embarrassing to be 31 years old and finally get the<br />
message that my primary and secondary sexual characteristics<br />
are not simply for display and pet ting. I was being physically<br />
and psychologically dominated by the life growing inside<br />
me, and of course I wanted both to escape and to submit. I<br />
was unusually sensual and amor ous, and yet, 20 weeks into<br />
pregnancy, I found I could not successfully masturbate the<br />
way I had been doing since I was a kid. I was stunned and<br />
a little panicky. My engorged clitoris was different under my<br />
fingers; too sensitive to touch my usual way, and what other<br />
way was there?<br />
That’s when it hit me. The experts all say that it is a mystery<br />
why some women get more horny when they’re pregnant,<br />
while others lose interest. I’ll tell you some thing—no one loses<br />
interest. What happens is that your normal sexual patterns<br />
don’t work the same way anymore. Unless you and your lover<br />
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