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it. Levenson had become a missionary of the missionary, a<br />

crusader for couples in dire need of sexual experimentation.<br />

Simply, Levenson, who had experienced the embarrassment<br />

of being refused entry to Studio 54, refused to turn anyone<br />

away, as long as they were well-behaved. At Levenson’s locale,<br />

patrons left their pedigrees at the door, wallets in their<br />

lockers. Cardiologists got down next to cab drivers, and so<br />

on. Levenson thought he had created a level playing field,<br />

where everything was equal, aboveboard, and honest.<br />

One night, a well-dressed caterer from Brooklyn visited the<br />

Kenmore’s basement. Frank Pernice stayed clothed, intent to<br />

remain on the sidelines and watch. At Levenson’s, watching<br />

was perfectly acceptable. But Pernice was no typical voyeur.<br />

He was turned on—by the financial potential of Levenson’s<br />

establishment. Eventually, he made Levenson an offer. “Right<br />

now you have a grocery store,” Pernice declared in his Sicilian<br />

accent during one visit. “I can turn it into a supermarket.”<br />

Pernice made it quite clear that he had the contacts to make<br />

good on his offer. Levenson, though, was not sold. At heart,<br />

he was a small-time deli owner who wanted no part of Pernice<br />

and his shady contacts. Although he liked having a few<br />

bucks in his pocket, Levenson didn’t go into swinging as a<br />

business. It was a labor of love, his passion, his religion. So<br />

when Pernice left messages for him, Levenson did not get<br />

back to him.<br />

Eventually, though, Levenson was forced out of the Kenmore.<br />

Reluctantly, he called the connected caterer. Pernice promptly<br />

made a phone call to Hy Gordon, a restaurateur who knew the<br />

Ansonia Hotel’s landlord. Built in 1904, the Ansonia, a heavily-ornamented,<br />

17-story urban castle, had already attracted<br />

its fair share of well-known tenants, including athletes Babe<br />

Ruth and Jack Dempsey and composers Igor Stravinsky<br />

and Gustav Mahler. A hundred of Paul Costellano’s laborers<br />

swiftly went into action in the majestic Ansonia’s basement,<br />

the former home of the Continental Baths, a gay bathhouse<br />

where Bette Midler and a young pianist by the name of Barry<br />

Manilow used to perform. In mere months, gloryholes were<br />

plugged, and it was transformed into the prototypical palace<br />

for the public-sex phenomenon.<br />

From the start, Plato’s Retreat was a smash success, especially<br />

after New York Magazine featured the club in a cover<br />

story. It succeeded mostly because of the relaxed atmosphere.<br />

“I always used to say there’s more pressure at a singles’<br />

bar than at Plato’s Retreat,” recalls Smith. “There was<br />

so much, so available, so why pressure anyone?”<br />

As Plato’s maître d’, Levenson welcomed his guests with the<br />

playfulness of a kid in a sandbox, providing tours of the unair-conditioned<br />

premises: the ample hot-and-cold buffet, the<br />

clothing-optional dancefloor, the sixty-person Jacuzzi, the<br />

labyrinth of thinly-walled, no-ceiling private rooms, and the<br />

cushioned orgy room. Levenson was having the time of his<br />

life and wanted everyone else to, as well.<br />

“He added a friendly touch to the place,” says Smith, a nonswinger.<br />

“He always used to tell couples: If your marriage is<br />

in trouble, this won’t solve it. This is fun. This is extra. He told<br />

me, ‘I don’t want to fuck up anyone’s life.’“<br />

Meanwhile, Mary played host, too. In addition to putting together<br />

the Plato’s newsletter, she often ensured that special<br />

guests experienced the full Plato’s sensual experience. According<br />

to Smith, Levenson offered Mary to him on several<br />

occasions. Smith declined. While she was a devoted swinger,<br />

Mary saved her heart for Levenson. “I intend to spend the<br />

rest of my life with Larry, whether he likes it or not,” she told<br />

one television interviewer.<br />

Of course, not everyone was thrilled with Plato’s. Smith often<br />

escorted eager friends to the club, but some of them would<br />

leave, disgusted, shortly thereafter. After receiving a standing<br />

ovation from the Jacuzzi crowd, DJ Wolfman Jack blanched<br />

and didn’t speak for the rest of the night. City officials were<br />

not amused either, hampering the high jinks by banning Plato’s<br />

from distributing alcohol. If patrons wanted to drink, they<br />

would have to bring it themselves.<br />

There was also the issue of the single men who were desperate<br />

to enter this new sexual frontier. To gain entry, they<br />

would garner a female, either a friend or a working girl. Invariably,<br />

their “date” would leave almost immediately, leaving an<br />

inordinate number of men and an uncomfortable, tense, testosterone-fueled<br />

vibe. In response, Levenson mandated that<br />

all exiting women must depart with their male counterparts.<br />

This seemed to do the trick—for the time being.<br />

Plato’s became the perfect alternative to the starfuckin’<br />

scene at Studio 54, which had opened five months earlier.<br />

Plato’s embraced outer-borough punch-the-clockers like Rick<br />

“The Prick,” a Queens desk slave who was armed with canteens<br />

of rum and Coke; Wally “The Cop,” who supplied the<br />

scotch; and Vance “The Lance,” who sold just about anything.<br />

Then there were the gals, ladies like the statuesque<br />

Sparkles, who gallivanted in only glitter; Candy, who dressed<br />

up as a nurse; and some spaced-out chick known only as<br />

“Wipe Out.” Committed couples like Fred and Mary, Don and<br />

Jo Jo, and Mike and Anita were Plato’s heart and soul. Ultimately,<br />

all were welcome.<br />

“Plato’s was welcome to anybody as long as you were a<br />

couple and you behaved yourself. We had 80-year-old people<br />

coming to Plato’s as couples,” said Levenson. “I had people<br />

weighing 600 pounds. If you could waddle through that door,<br />

INSIDE THE CAVE 73

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