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women. They want the abuse to be verbal, preferably squabbling
over a man or undergarments, and the physical vio lence
restricted to ripping clothes or pulling hair. A description of a
cat fight was given by a female participant in an adult newspaper,
Fetish Times (No. 191):
Some people say I’m a bossy dom but the way I see
it is I just don’t like to be pushed around. When my
roomie took my best black bra without asking for
it I blew my stack. Ripping it off her tits I gave her
a hard slap across the face. She grabbed my hair
and yanked and the fight was on. Tripping her with
my foot I dived on top of her and got her in a tight
wrestling hold. Just as I thought she was beaten
the little bitch slipped free and smacked my ass.
Rolling over to protect myself I left myself open
for a shiner. Seeing stars I grabbed out blindly and
grabbed her by the pussy hairs. She screamed and
I pulled. Then I caught...
Cat fights between saloon girls and even the leading lady
seemed to be more common in western movies before the
1980s. Today, mail-order videotapes are available showing
cat fights, female boxers, and males and females engaged in
hand-to-hand combat. Live performances are also staged for
gam blers in the United States. The women and their sponsors
travel to different locations, setting up events that are
evidently similar to that of a cockfight. (Personal communication.)
Mud wrestling is a similar sport that became popular in the
1970s.
Some women use the water flow from their bidet (a basin
that sprays water upward for a woman to clean her vagina)
for masturbation. This is called bidetonism.
Bars sponsor entertainment such as naked women swimming
in a large aquarium and wet T-shirt or jockstrap con tests. In
bathtubs soap is often used as a lubricant to insert fingers,
toes, and toys into openings. Gloves, brushes, or chemical
scrubs are used for body massage, and some people bind
their partner’s wrists with rope or blindfold them. Those involved
in infantilism may run a bubble bath for their partner
and add their favorite rubber duck or toy boat for the “baby’s”
entertainment.
Caution: Electrical or battery-operated devices are dangerous
near water, as is sex in a swimming pool or outdoor body of
water during a storm. Nudity in the ocean has led to some
men having their uncovered genitals stung by jellyfish.
Dogging
(Amomaxia—sex in a parked car.) Dogging is the English
term for a sport where people watch couples having sex in
parked cars. The couples in the cars perform for those who
gather around outside their car. There are specific parking areas
that have become known for this activity, and the couples
identify themselves as willing to be watched by turning on a
colored interior light. Much of the same social etiquette applies
here as does at group sex clubs. Touching of the performing
couple is not appreciated without their invitation, as
is unnecessary noise. Those asked to leave are expected to
politely obey.
Today, mail-order videotapes are
available showing cat fights,
female boxers, and males and females
engaged in hand-to-hand combat.
Coitus à Unda
(Albutophilia, Undinism; Coitobalnism—in bath tub.) Coitus
à unda refers to sex in water, as opposed to water sports,
which generally involve urine or enemas. People are often
fond of masturbating or having sex in the shower, rain, ocean,
swimming pool, and Jacuzzi. Fellatio, during which the partner
holds hot water in his or her mouth, is another form of
water sex that is sometimes men tioned.
Tiberius Caesar was inventive with aquatic sex sports. He
had young boys trained to swim after him and come up from
below to suck and nibble on his genitals. He called these boys
his “minnows.” (Perverse Crimes in History.)
Other couples engage in oral sex or nudity
on the highway for the purpose of attracting
attention from truck drivers.
Homilophilia
(Autagonistophilia—arousal by being on stage or on camera.)
Homilophilia (homilo: sermons; philia: attachment) refers to
feeling sexual arousal while listening to or giving sermons and
speeches. Public speakers are often dynamic, and this, combined
with adrenalin, can pro duce sexual arousal for both the
speaker and the audience.
Religious services were once designed to arouse devotees
sexually in preparation for the ensuing orgies. Today, tent revivals
still appeal to the emotions of those gathered by promising
that God will forgive their sins and love them. Occasionally,
people will fall to the ground in mild convulsions that are
indistinguishable from some Tantra practitioners whose bodies
go limp during exer cises due to sudden orgasmic vibra-
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