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The Circle Game<br />
Playing With Yourself Together<br />
Martha Cornog<br />
“We have termed onanism a solitary vice, and<br />
nothing is more just. It has also been termed a<br />
contagious vice, and nothing is more true.”<br />
—Walling, Sexology, 1904<br />
Writing a book about masturbation wasn’t a solo effort. In<br />
the process, I met all sorts of co-conspirators who fed me<br />
articles, factoids, tips, and encouragement. And I found out<br />
along the way that solo sex isn’t always solo.<br />
The other thing that I found out pretty<br />
quickly was that group masturbation<br />
had been virtually unstudied,<br />
in kids or adults.<br />
Naturally, I knew about circle jerks. I had been reading about<br />
them in a curious little magazine called Celebrate the Self, published<br />
for men who are masturbation aficionados. Personal vignettes<br />
dominated its pages, and more than a few described<br />
collective masturbatory camaraderie among childhood buddies.<br />
But a surprising (to me) number recounted pud-pulling<br />
circles of adult men—”close encounters,” as one writer put<br />
it. I side-filed this intriguing information while continuing to<br />
order books, visit libraries, dig out more sex magazines, write<br />
to wildly assorted experts, and make copious notes for my<br />
manuscript of The Big Book of Masturbation.<br />
Then one of my research trips took me to the library of a sexology<br />
organization in California. I found a fair amount on my<br />
topic, only some of it new and interesting to me. Then I chatted<br />
up the librarian, whom I shall call “Dr. Woof.” (He knows<br />
who he is.) Would I, he commented diffidently after a while,<br />
be interested in hearing about the San Francisco Jacks? And<br />
what might they be? I inquired. A men’s masturbation club.<br />
Yow. I went on red alert, yanked out my pad, and sat down.<br />
For the next two hours, I scribbled frantically and murmured<br />
occasional questions. Eventually I staggered out with a large<br />
bag of documents to the drugstore across the street, which<br />
had a photocopier. The machine faced a floor-to-ceiling window<br />
on the street, so it was rather skittishly that I copied my<br />
way through copious and explicitly illustrated articles about<br />
the Jacks, back issues of their yearbook, flyers and handbills<br />
about sex parties, and the kind of sex “ephemera” that both<br />
Alfred Kinsey and Edwin Meese might have killed for—for<br />
different reasons.<br />
Hot damn, the adult phenom was sure bigger<br />
than I thought, and that put the boys’ camaraderie<br />
in a much more interesting light. What<br />
else could I find out? I went digging in all kinds<br />
of sex books, I surfed the Web, and I went<br />
back to Celebrate the Self. One lead eventually<br />
led to another, sometimes in surprising directions. For<br />
example, for a while Rodale Press put out a magazine called<br />
Men’s Confidential, which had actually surveyed readers in<br />
1996 about “group masturbation.” Hmmm. Dr. Woof had preferred<br />
the term “social masturbation.” Hell, either way, the<br />
whole concept was an oxymoron. Since Dr. Woof’s expression<br />
evoked for me a nice game of bridge or perhaps charades,<br />
I decided to think of my topic as group masturbation.<br />
What struck me pretty quickly was that the earliest known<br />
book on autoeroticism—the eighteenth-century anti-masturbation<br />
tract Onania—mentioned both boys’ and girls’ groups.<br />
In utter horror and disgust, of course:<br />
Would all Masters of Schools have but a strict Eye<br />
over their Scholars; (amongst whom nothing is<br />
more common, than the Commission of this vile<br />
90 EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT SEX IS <strong>WRONG</strong>