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to volumes on folklore, and resurrections and rediscoveries of<br />

manuscripts by Robert Burns and Mark Twain.<br />

Legman’s collections of unprintable songs would form the<br />

core of two still-unpublished volumes, The Ballad. In the late<br />

1980s, he pounded out thousands of pages of Peregrine Penis:<br />

An Autobiography of Innocence. Very little of this fascinating<br />

memoir has been published, and the bits in print appear<br />

in obscure journals, erotica magazines, critical essays,<br />

and introductions to other people’s works. Peregrine Penis<br />

gathers memories of his early sexual adventures and experimentation,<br />

paints old lovers in vivid tones, and casts a perspicacious<br />

eye on the early giants of sex research<br />

and New York’s literary fringes.<br />

Even before his big books came out (and almost<br />

all were big), his knowledge and his archive<br />

established Legman as the go-to guy for<br />

American scholars stumbling across the folklore<br />

of sex or sex in folklore. He regularly got letters from the<br />

States that asked, in effect, “What do you make of this?” But<br />

he also struck up correspondences, writing to Roger Abrahams,<br />

a young folk-song collector working in a black neighborhood<br />

in South Philadelphia, to ask, “What can we do for<br />

each other?” Abrahams sent a remarkable manuscript and<br />

Legman replied, encouraging and advising him:<br />

Spread out as far as you can.... [O]f course you’re<br />

not making the mistake of collecting only the<br />

bawdy stuff in spite of its apparent uniqueness:<br />

all the material available should be latched on to....<br />

Remeber [sic] that there are TURNS OF PHRASE<br />

(“went through Pittsburgh like shit through a<br />

goose”), similes, spoonerisms (“they’re off! as the<br />

monkey said when he backed into the lawnmower”),<br />

proverbs (“that woman is cunt all over”) and<br />

purely vocabulary elements (“boy in the boat”: for<br />

clitoris) etc.—there is also a song about this: do<br />

you ever run into it?... There are riddles: there are<br />

chalk items that go on the walls repetitively, on<br />

both fences and toilets; also “catches” (for fools).<br />

YOU HAVE GOT TO GET IT ALL AT ONCE AND<br />

NEVER MISS A CHANCE... THERE IS NEVER ANY<br />

GOING BACK.... [July 7, 1959]<br />

Indeed, Abrahams spread out and wrote Deep Down in the<br />

Jungle, a breakthrough book on African-American folk poetry,<br />

“toasts,” and “the dozens,” antecedents of rap. He was only<br />

one of scores of scholars to consult by mail with Legman<br />

about obscene or sexual folklore. Whether or not they went<br />

back, Legman never did.<br />

It’s possible that somewhere in his unpublished writings Legman<br />

lets us in on the origins of his interest in this unstoppable<br />

flood of material. How, for example, did he come to realize<br />

that he could combine his absorption in sex—a subject few<br />

scholars would approach openly in the 1930s—with his interest<br />

in folklore—a topic condescended to by most scientists<br />

and writers? Most folklorists were prudish or intimidated by<br />

their publishers; most sex researchers feared federal intimidation.<br />

How did Legman free himself for a lifetime of intense<br />

study of the forbidden?<br />

His knowledge and his archive<br />

established Legman as the go-to guy<br />

for American scholars stumbling<br />

across the folklore of sex.<br />

The answers are in his family, in the immigrant Jewish community<br />

in Scranton, Pennsylvania, where he grew up, and on<br />

the streets of Manhattan. He writes that his father was a remarkable<br />

storyteller, fluent in biblical and traditional Jewish<br />

lore and vivid in relating the Legman family histories, which<br />

were usually disastrous to the point of tragedy. Emil Legman<br />

was a butcher and a railroad clerk who would’ve liked to have<br />

been a rabbi. He pushed his aspirations onto his son, and<br />

rabbinical study occupied Gershon’s early years. At thirteen,<br />

“tempted by doubt,” Gershon rejected his father’s goals for<br />

him in favor of free thought, and Emil rejected Gershon. But<br />

by then he’d learned the techniques of close reading and<br />

deep research, and he was able to transmute the dream of<br />

being “a perfect rabbi” into the goal of being a total expert<br />

on sex.<br />

Following a short-circuited year at the University of Michigan,<br />

in the mid-1930s he scrounged a living as a ghost writer in<br />

New York. As he writes in Peregrine Penis, he was deep into<br />

a huge project, the Encyclopedic Dictionary of Sexual Speech<br />

and Slang. On his own time he was haunting bookshops and<br />

hanging out in “all the grimier public shit-houses around midtown,<br />

in burlesque theatres and hotels and subway stations,”<br />

any sort of urban place where he could collect the anonymous<br />

folklore of sex. He spent years going through rare volumes<br />

in the New York Public Library, recording slang usage<br />

from every conceivable literary source across four centuries.<br />

The following notes from an unnamed eighteenth-century<br />

book are typical:<br />

yarn, wind up her little ball of ... copulate<br />

yelper . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . the penis<br />

yoked ...................... married<br />

wrinkle ..................... vagina<br />

wrong door. ................. anus<br />

wearing yellow stockings ....... cuckolded<br />

what’s her name. ............. vagina<br />

whirligigs ................... testicles<br />

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