SEXIS WRONG

Rules
Dirty Found
Found Magazine has become a sensation
by presenting bits of other people’s
lives that had been discarded or lost in
public places. The spin-off magazine,
Dirty Found, does the same thing with
people’s sex lives.
Contributors send in discovered explicit
photos, dirty drawings, handwritten
stories, invitations to sex, and material
that’s hard to describe.
Case in point: From the first issue
comes this list of rules, apparently written
by a man in a submissive relationship
with a woman.
It was discovered by Grant Lawrence,
who explains: “Found in the grass in
idyllic English Bay, in Vancouver, BC.
One constant news story here has
been squatting in parks, though the
pencil-written rules here go a little beyond
the usual ‘no dogs, no fires, no
overnight camping...’”
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