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Nightstand to San Diego. He did his best to impress upon<br />
me how very much I really needed him. He did it so well that<br />
he succeeded. He promised timely delivery of damned near<br />
anything I could ever think of wanting to see in manuscript<br />
form in any quantity. Complete with photographs and scholarly<br />
introductions suitable for reference in any First Amendment<br />
court proceedings going on anywhere in the country.<br />
He was good.<br />
He was well underway during the mid-1960s establishing a<br />
vast, complex pornography empire operating out of Guadalajara,<br />
Jalisco, Mexico, with him as the head jefe and chief executive<br />
in charge of accounts receivable. It honestly involved<br />
a huge school of porno writers already in full operation, complete<br />
with a student body ready and willing to do the down<br />
and dirty on paper for a few pesos a day. Don had me flying<br />
back and forth from San Diego to Guadalajara frequently,<br />
smuggling in illegal typewriters. (And, on the side, we outfitted<br />
an entire electrical workshop/classroom for the local Salvation<br />
Army orphanage with all-smuggled equipment.)<br />
At the time, the Mexican Customs people wouldn’t allow<br />
tourists to bring any form of electrical appliance into the<br />
country. Only commercial importing could be done at duty<br />
fees frequently in excess of the retail price of the device in<br />
the States. Vaguely similar machines, of a very low quality,<br />
were for sale in Mexican stores at much higher prices than at<br />
home. The only answer was…smuggle. It was a national pastime<br />
for most expatriates. There were times when I would<br />
be driving my Blazer to Guadalajara (a thirtysix-hour,<br />
1,300-mile, two-driver, nonstop fun<br />
run) with as much as $1,000 in small electrical<br />
appliances hidden inside it and large stereo<br />
speakers bolted into the floor as “my radio.”<br />
Needless to say, anything of an erotic nature,<br />
even copies of Playboy, was instant contraband.<br />
Stag films, beat-off books, naked people<br />
photo shoots, stuff like that, were all prohibited and had to be<br />
smuggled in past the border inspection personnel.<br />
During those smuggling trips and on other pretences when I<br />
would be a houseguest of the Gilmores, I learned what true<br />
luxury felt like. I could understand why literary agents would<br />
fly to Guadalajara from New York City just to be Dr. Gilmore’s<br />
houseguests. It became a mark of status to have been so<br />
honored.<br />
Walking down Gilmore’s wide, curving, fairy-tale staircase<br />
like Rhett Butler coming directly from giving Scarlett a mercy<br />
fuck, her pussy flavor still on his lips and inside his mustache<br />
for later reviewing, tugging unconsciously at his periodpiece<br />
trousers while buttoning up his fly. Those pants were<br />
so tight and clingy, they were almost transparent; you could<br />
see everything that Rhett was so proud of…a tiny smear of<br />
afterlove clearly marking the place where his penis ended.<br />
Or, it could be Carol Burnett doing Vivien Leigh wearing the<br />
drapery gown and segueing into the Tarzan yell that bounced<br />
around backstage a bit as the reel ended and the houselights<br />
came up again.<br />
On that movie-star staircase in Tara, walking tall and proud,<br />
looking gracefully ahead, and taking in that unbelievable<br />
40x40x20 library/living room was reward enough all by itself.<br />
Yes indeed, I am the King of Pornography, and these are my<br />
loyal subjects. All hail me! It looked like acres of oiled and<br />
polished hardwoods in fifteen-foot-tall shelves filled in nice,<br />
orderly fashion with expensive display books. A room to lust<br />
after forever.<br />
I seem to remember seven master bedroom suites alone,<br />
plus numerous other single bedrooms in that huge, old mansion,<br />
and that didn’t include the servants’ rooms on the third<br />
floor that accommodated a large number of people all wearing<br />
cute little matching uniforms. Someone’s ultimate dreams<br />
come true….<br />
Dr. Gilmore, as head instructor at Porno University, insisted<br />
that all his students have the best typewriters to work with.<br />
His choice was a portable electric Olivetti in a particular model.<br />
None other would do. (While I preferred, and used for years,<br />
a German portable Olympia.) Don would even occasionally fly<br />
in the Olivetti repairman from San Diego to enjoy a luxurious<br />
It honestly involved a huge school<br />
of porno writers already in full<br />
operation, complete with a student<br />
body ready and willing to do the<br />
down and dirty on paper for a few<br />
pesos a day.<br />
vacation, all at Don’s expense, just to keep those typewriters<br />
in top running shape, pounding out the porno. Don certainly<br />
had the house that would make any visiting dignitary think his<br />
station in life had suddenly escalated an enormous amount.<br />
All of this was before word processors or personal computers<br />
made writing simple. You had to do it all on a typewriter<br />
then, fortunately an electric one. Just imagine the number<br />
and quality of manuscripts a true porno mill could turn out<br />
with today’s computerized assistants. Thank God for copy<br />
and paste, for find and replace…the contemporary author at<br />
work.<br />
Gilmore’s Guadalajara porno complex also was to contain<br />
some elaborate sound stages with state-of-the-art recording<br />
and lighting equipment (that never got off the drawing board),<br />
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