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Baby Love<br />
Christen Clifford<br />
Before I became a mother, I believed that motherhood would<br />
change me: My maternal instinct would smooth me, balance<br />
me, make me patient, give me a nurturing generosity. I’d become<br />
a better person, but I wouldn’t lose myself. I’d breastfeed<br />
exclusively but still find time to write. I’d make homemade<br />
baby food but still fuck. I had it all figured out.<br />
I bought all the new books on mothering that I read about<br />
in the New York Times and the New Yorker—Bitch in the<br />
House, The Mask of Motherhood, The Myth of Motherhood,<br />
The Price of Motherhood, A Life’s Work, Fresh Milk, and a<br />
book a friend recommended—Fermentation—the only erotic<br />
novel I could find that featured a pregnant woman. But no<br />
one else’s narrative could prepare me for the next stage of<br />
my sexuality.<br />
People always tell you that becoming a parent will change<br />
everything, but what I didn’t count on was that it wouldn’t<br />
change me. The problem is that I’m still the same person, a<br />
sex-obsessed neurotic facing a new reality: My husband and<br />
I love our son more than we love each other. It’s like being<br />
in a permanent threesome, the kind where one person—not<br />
you—gets all the attention.<br />
How do I summarize my sex life before the baby? Well, I had<br />
one. I lost my virginity at fifteen, had four partners by the time I<br />
was seventeen. I considered myself pansexual, theoretically as<br />
open to getting turned on by a coffee table as a person. I had<br />
boyfriends and a few girlfriends, some serial monogamy with<br />
lots of fucking around in between. I reveled in being provocative.<br />
Fueled by alcohol, I instigated group sex at parties. I tried<br />
everything I could think of: oral, anal, BDSM, and beyond.<br />
I confused sex with love most of the time, and sometimes that<br />
was okay and sometimes it wasn’t.<br />
This essay originally appeared—in slightly different form—on Nerve.com.<br />
I met Ken when I was 25 and he was 34. What we had was<br />
probably typical: In the beginning it was all love and lust,<br />
fucking in bathrooms and trains, dancing all night, having sex<br />
all day, experimenting madly, and feeling like we couldn’t<br />
get enough of each other. Eventually, of course, we did get<br />
enough of each other and slowed down. On weekend mornings,<br />
we did nothing but fuck and eat and read the paper.<br />
Then weekend mornings became more and more about reading<br />
the paper.<br />
When I hit 30, we decided we were ready for a baby. Sex<br />
without birth control was hot. I hadn’t fucked without a condom<br />
since I was eighteen, and the skin-on-skin friction was<br />
arousing, but so was the idea of sex as an extension of humanity,<br />
of something bigger than just us. I had one of those<br />
dream pregnancies—I exercised every day, felt great, and<br />
looked fabulous. It suited me, and I reveled in it. I had new tits<br />
that I absolutely adored. A certain type of man paid me a lot<br />
of attention. The hormones were like being on E all the time;<br />
my husband and I had sex every day. At parties I listen-ed<br />
politely to the horror stories of couples who didn’t have sex<br />
for four months after their babies were born and was privately<br />
dismissive: “That’ll never happen to us.”<br />
But we were, in fact, just like everyone else: Our sex life went<br />
down the toilet right away. It started with the birth, which<br />
didn’t go as planned. Felix was premature, so I had him in<br />
a hospital with labor-inducing drugs, not in a hot tub with a<br />
midwife. Still, I refused painkillers because I had this fantasy<br />
that I was gonna be a rock star in there.<br />
I wasn’t. I was in diabolical pain and shat everywhere, including<br />
standing up on the bed while barking at the nurse, “No<br />
I’m not having the baby I’m just taking a shit put something<br />
underneath me now.”<br />
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