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have to come to a love hotel with your husband!<br />

Promise!<br />

Written by a female office worker:<br />

The truth is, I’m a really cute girl. Since I started<br />

working, I’ve had a lot of fans at my office. Even<br />

though I try to lead an ordinary life, I get hit on,<br />

given phone numbers, and ambushed all the time.<br />

Being popular with men isn’t a problem, though.<br />

Right now my popularity is letting me play hooky<br />

from work to come here with H. He must be happy.<br />

Ha ha ha.<br />

Written by a twenty-two-year-old female university student<br />

and addressed to her boyfriend:<br />

Written by a female:<br />

Recently not one single good thing has happened to<br />

me. The sex is lousy, too. I don’t even masturbate.<br />

Ahhhhh. I hate being a nineteen-year-old in this<br />

situation. I want to meet someone I can be happy<br />

with. All my friends have boyfriends. I’ve got to<br />

find someone!<br />

Written by a lesbian office worker involved in several open<br />

relationships with other women:<br />

Today one of my bosses asked me to sleep with<br />

him. What in the world am I going to do? He’s<br />

married. I told him I liked him as a joke, but he took<br />

me seriously! What am I going to do???<br />

I want to have a baby soon.<br />

I’ve already chosen a name.<br />

I’m happy that my first sexual experience was with<br />

you.<br />

Thank you. It always always feels so good. You’re<br />

so well hung!!<br />

Written by an anonymous female who came to the hotel after<br />

being dumped by her boyfriend:<br />

Fuck off and die!!! S***** H*****. You should never<br />

have come to Osaka, you fucking bumpkin! Hurry<br />

up and get back to the sticks of Kyushu where you<br />

came from. You’re a spineless coward, but you’re<br />

so arrogant you pick on people even<br />

more spineless than you so you can feel<br />

like a man.<br />

Written by two female high-school students:<br />

#1. We came from Nagoya, and we didn’t have any<br />

money, so the two of us decided to stay in this love<br />

hotel.<br />

Anyway, I wonder if there’s any chance Koji will fall<br />

in love with me. But I’m sorry for lying to him and<br />

telling him that I’m twenty. Oh well, that’s life. He<br />

looks like Issa from the pop band Da Pump. Please<br />

don’t let him have a girlfriend. Please God, don’t<br />

let him have a girlfriend.<br />

There’s only one week of summer holidays left so<br />

I’m going to have a lot of fun.<br />

#2. While we were singing karaoke, the TV set<br />

broke. It’s awful. I wish they had another packet<br />

of bubble-bath powder. The shower’s water hurts<br />

because the water pressure is too high. The water<br />

seems salty somehow.<br />

Written by a twenty-two-year old Japanese university student<br />

studying in Beijing who came with a thirty-three-year-old man<br />

who was cheating on his wife:<br />

You can be happy even if your partner is someone<br />

else’s husband.<br />

Written by a young woman involved in an enjo kousai relationship<br />

with a married man. Enjo kousai literally means<br />

“compensated dating” and is a euphemism for prostitution.<br />

Women in these relationships often call their partner “Papa,”<br />

a term similar to the English “sugar daddy”:<br />

Papa is a prince, and I am a princess. This is the<br />

story of two people at the beginning of summer,<br />

who are fed up with their hectic daily lives.<br />

“K’s technique is so good that<br />

I came twenty times!”<br />

Papa came to play at my castle. I cry every day<br />

because I want to escape from my castle. When<br />

Papa goes home, I want to escape with him.<br />

Papa seems annoyed with me…. This is the most<br />

thrilling, happiest time of my life!<br />

Papa is a prince, and I am a princess. Papa’s castle<br />

is smaller than mine and a little dirty, but it’s more<br />

comfortable so I plan to stay there forever.<br />

Written by an anonymous female:<br />

My boyfriend has been eating me out since this<br />

morning again, excitedly licking my crotch like a<br />

thirsty cat lapping up milk. Lately my pussy hasn’t<br />

been enough, so he’s been licking my butt, too. He<br />

can hump for hours. But he also likes the clitoris. I<br />

want him to lick me till I come. Kinky sex is okay,<br />

too!<br />

THE LOVE HOTEL DIARIES 257

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