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out. And I can’t go out there just wearing my wig cap.”<br />
“All right,” I agreed reluctantly. “But you have to wash the<br />
cum-towels tonight.”<br />
“All right, whatever you say.” She closed her eyes and retreated<br />
back into her warm nest.<br />
I stood up and smoothed out my naughty nurse uniform. I put<br />
on my trench coat and reading glasses, slipped on a pair of<br />
flats, and walked out to greet the couple, leaving my seveninch<br />
heels behind.<br />
I opened the door to the lobby and found the couple standing<br />
patiently in the middle of the room. They were attractive,<br />
middle-aged, oddly perfect. The mister was dark, tall, and<br />
handsome with broad shoulders. He had a square jaw and<br />
perfect hair and teeth. He wore a dark suit and shiny black<br />
loafers. The missus was thin and surprisingly tall for a woman,<br />
almost matching his height. She wore her hair in a tight<br />
blonde bob, which curled under perfectly at the ends. She<br />
was strikingly beautiful with sharp features and piercing lightblue<br />
eyes, which eerily matched the color of her form-fitting<br />
polyester skirt suit, circa 1950.<br />
“My wife actually thinks you’re really<br />
beautiful.”<br />
I sat down behind the front desk. “Hi, can I help you?” I asked<br />
matter-of-factly.<br />
They both smiled their perfect smiles and started walking toward<br />
me. “We were hoping you could tell us a little bit about<br />
this place,” the man said. The woman kept smiling as she<br />
daintily clutched a large, white patent-leather purse just below<br />
her slight chest.<br />
there’s another girl in the back,” I said. “I’d be happy to bring<br />
her out.”<br />
“Oh, that won’t be necessary,” he said. He smiled and placed<br />
his hand on the woman’s knee. “My wife actually thinks<br />
you’re really beautiful. She just wanted to make sure you<br />
were the one.” The woman laid her head down on the man’s<br />
shoulder, coyly brushed a lock of blonde hair from her face,<br />
and gave me a wink.<br />
I grabbed the paperwork and started to write. “So you want a<br />
couple’s show, right?” I asked. They both smiled and nodded<br />
vigorously. “Okay, I just want to make sure you understand<br />
this is a non-nude show. You both can get as comfortable as<br />
you like in the room, but we can’t touch each other during<br />
the show.”<br />
“But we can touch each other, right?” he asked, pointing to<br />
the woman, then back at himself.<br />
“That’s correct,” I said.<br />
“Sounds great.” He opened his wallet and handed me several<br />
twenties. “The rest is for you,” he said with a wink.<br />
“Thanks,” I said. “Now I just need your names<br />
to finish up the paperwork. It doesn’t have to<br />
be your real names. You can make something<br />
up if you’d like. It’s just this stupid little procedure<br />
we have.”<br />
The man immediately responded, “We’re the Joneses, Frank<br />
and Betty.” They seemed amused as they watched me write<br />
in the book.<br />
“Nice to meet you,” I said. “My name’s Kate. Follow me and<br />
I’ll show you to your room.”<br />
“Sure...of course,” I said. I pointed to a pair of chairs next to<br />
the desk. “Why don’t you have a seat?”<br />
“Thank you,” the man said. He took a step back and held out<br />
his hand like a gentlemen, gesturing for her to sit first. When<br />
they were both seated, they scooted to the very edge of their<br />
chairs and leaned forward as if eager to hear the good news.<br />
“There’s a folder on the table next to you,” I said, pointing in<br />
that direction.<br />
The man picked it up and laid it open across his lap for both<br />
of them to see. My nails dug into my palms as I watched<br />
them peruse the menu, waiting for their smiles to dissolve<br />
into shock and dismay. After a couple of seconds, the woman<br />
leaned over and whispered something into the man’s ear. His<br />
face turned serious. “Are you the one who does the shows?”<br />
he asked.<br />
“I can...or if you had another hair color or body type in mind,<br />
They eagerly followed me down the dark and narrow corridor.<br />
I opened the door, and they stepped inside. “Go ahead and<br />
make yourself at home. I’ll be back in a couple of minutes<br />
wearing something a little more comfortable,” I said, tugging<br />
at my jacket.<br />
A couple minutes later I came back and knocked on the<br />
door.<br />
“Come in,” Betty said.<br />
I opened the door and vamped into the room wearing my seven-inchers.<br />
Betty was lying beautifully naked on the couch<br />
with one arm draped dramatically over the edge. Her skin<br />
was creamy white, except for the pinkness of her nipples and<br />
the ample mound of dark, curly hair between her thighs.<br />
Frank sat naked on the back of his heels atop a towel he had<br />
spread out on the carpet. His body rippled with aging muscles<br />
covered in dark, wiry hair that seemed to grow every-<br />
212 EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT SEX IS <strong>WRONG</strong>