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One, in an age when high-ranking politicians feel that the bare<br />
breast on a statue of Justice is offensive, well, maybe this<br />
just isn’t a good time for tits.<br />
Two, maybe directors are maturing and have realized that<br />
something as gratuitous as a full rack nicely displayed but<br />
which does not actually advance the plot in any way should<br />
be left on the cutting room floor (or not filmed in the first<br />
place).<br />
Three, maybe the tit shot doesn’t come close to the sexiness<br />
of the actual “action” in action films these days. In fact, it<br />
might detract from the experience since nudity, so closely<br />
associated with pornography, may destroy the suspension<br />
of disbelief and force the viewer into an external, voyeuristic<br />
mode. I could speculate that the sex we can’t show these<br />
days has been transformed instead into violence...but I’d be<br />
wrong. There are plenty of sexual themes and sex-related<br />
plotlines in the recent breed of action films, even if the nudity<br />
itself has been attenuated. There may be less nudity, but<br />
When Wolverine reveals his claws<br />
in X-Men: The Movie, it’s better than<br />
Rocco Siffredi unzipping his pants.<br />
there is more sex and sexiness than ever, both in carefully<br />
choreographed “love scenes” and in the equally carefully<br />
choreographed action sequences.<br />
Yes, “every scene is a sex scene” in a film like this (thank<br />
you, Mr. Bond), because action-film directors have figured<br />
out what I—the slobbering audience member—want: a visceral,<br />
physical experience which is akin to sex. We want to<br />
“get off” on the violence in these films—it’s why we plunked<br />
down our $9.50 per person to see it in a dark theater with<br />
Dolby SurroundSound on a Friday night instead of renting the<br />
DVD later (or using BitTorrent to pirate it off the Net). We<br />
want to bleed with Mel Gibson, kick ass with Arnold Schwarzenegger,<br />
and angst with Keanu Reeves. We want to be completely<br />
sucked into the film, have our subconscious tossed<br />
around, and come out whole and refreshed.<br />
If that sounds kind of like what people want out of a session<br />
with a dominatrix, that is no coincidence. I like that idea:<br />
the action film itself as dominatrix—the kind who gets right<br />
inside your head and can make you come without touching<br />
you. Ahhh. See, the regular porn film—even the snazzy, highproduction-value<br />
stuff that is put out by Vivid and Wicked,<br />
even Jenna Jameson’s fanciest offerings these days—relies<br />
on and even capitalizes on the fact that you, the porn viewer,<br />
are aware of the fact that you are watching professionals who<br />
fuck for a living. Not only are you aware of it, you accept it<br />
and even may be a fan of it. The shaved snatches, the extra<br />
makeup, the vignette-style sex scenes and set pieces that<br />
have no connection to any plot or character, they all scream<br />
at you: You’re watching porn! Now get off, dammit! For most<br />
people, that’s all they need.<br />
But maybe I’m not like most porn consumers. I’m a woman,<br />
and although we all keep saying that women are taking over<br />
the porn industry (mostly for politically correct reasons and<br />
our own wish fulfillment), the majority of the porn made and<br />
bought today is by and for men. You know the cliché: Men<br />
are supposedly more voyeuristic than women. And men like<br />
to be grabbed by the dick and jerked off, while women like to<br />
be seduced.<br />
For me, seduction is all about getting inside my head, engaging<br />
my imagination, and getting those fantasy juices flowing.<br />
This is why I like S/M sex—sure, the bondage and spanking<br />
is fun for a sensation-whore like me, but it is the mindfuck,<br />
the role-playing, and the fantasy aspects that really get me.<br />
Your modern porn film does very little to engage the imagination—I’d<br />
say most of them discourage it. If<br />
you’re a fan of modern porn, you’re a fan of<br />
watching sexual athletes at the top of their<br />
game. This is not a knock on what they do;<br />
they do it very well, but I find myself all too<br />
often yawning in boredom because my head is not engaged.<br />
I’m not in the story. I’m not living the part of the characters.<br />
There is only one possible way to consume modern porn, and<br />
that is as a voyeur.<br />
So if nudity is one of the triggers to voyeurism, maybe we<br />
ought to avoid it if we want to really get the audience to suspend<br />
their disbelief and make them feel like they’re on the<br />
rollercoaster with us.... I think this is one of the rationales<br />
behind the disappearance of nudity in recent action films. Do<br />
I miss those pretty knockers? Not at all, because today’s action<br />
directors have gotten better and better at satisfying me.<br />
Yes me, personally. I don’t think I can speak for the general<br />
action-movie fan, since my erotic tastes can be pretty unique,<br />
but when it comes to getting me hot and bothered, give me a<br />
sword sliding out of its sheath any day. Sex used to ride gratuitously<br />
on the surface of these films (because really, who<br />
has time for an actual love scene when you’re busy saving the<br />
world? The Matrix: Reloaded might be the one exception, and<br />
that was mostly an excuse to have an extended music video<br />
in the first act of the movie). Now the sexual images have<br />
been sublimated into stylized violence, and the plots of the<br />
movies are entangling our heroes, heroines, and, of course,<br />
villains in ever more lust-laden plots.<br />
We partly have the buttoned-up Chinese to thank for this.<br />
Hong Kong action movies have been the pinnacle of non-Eng-<br />
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