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Sexual Behavior of Former Nuns<br />
and Priests (Before, During, and<br />
After Orders)<br />
It is exceedingly difficult to get any information about the sex<br />
lives of nuns and priests. Obviously, they are not supposed to<br />
have any. In a precedent-shattering study, two researchers at<br />
Baylor College of Medicine have come up with some interesting<br />
answers.<br />
Sex Activity of Former Nuns and Priests<br />
Sex Activity Percentage While in orders After leaving<br />
engaging in<br />
orders<br />
activity before<br />
entering orders<br />
Masturbation 47% 57% 85%<br />
Intercourse 11% 15% 82%<br />
Oral-Genital 9% 5% 75%<br />
Homosexual 11% 21% 16%<br />
Celibate 46% 32% 10%<br />
The percentages given refer to those who replied. In many<br />
cases the individual engaged in more than one activity; therefore,<br />
the columns are not intended to add up to 100%.<br />
Fifty-three percent of the men and 50% of the<br />
women reported being less satisfied sexually<br />
after relinquishing orders than they would have<br />
liked. The next question was, What rea son did<br />
they have for this decreased sexual satisfaction?<br />
Reason<br />
Reasons Most Frequently Cited for<br />
Decreased Satisfaction<br />
Times Cited<br />
1. Lack of partners 57<br />
2. Religious/moral reasons 44<br />
3. Feelings of not being desirable 35<br />
4. Communication problems 20<br />
5. Orgasmic dysfunction (women only) 20<br />
(From “A Sexual Intimacy Survey of Former Nuns and Priests” by<br />
Margaret H. Halstead, MS, and Lauro S. Halstead, MD, in The Journal of<br />
Sex and Marital Therapy, summer 1978. Reprinted (with minor changes)<br />
with permission.)<br />
9 Great Writers of Sex Letters<br />
1. Louis Armstrong: His candid letters sizzle with passion,<br />
and he could play on a woman’s emotions as adroitly as<br />
on a trumpet. His nickname, Satchmo, is short for Satchelmouth,<br />
a perfect piece of equipment for a sensual lover.<br />
2. Napoleon Bonaparte: His amorous letters to Josephine during<br />
the Italian campaign were a literal “hotline” to Paris.<br />
A typical comment: “I long to cover you with a thousand<br />
kisses.”<br />
3. Robert Browning: This sedately bearded and seemingly<br />
staid Victorian poet was an ardent suitor, as his beautiful<br />
love letters to Elizabeth Barrett (later his wife) testify. But<br />
to another woman he wrote: “If you will let me visit you<br />
again, I promise to make my hands behave.” A Browning<br />
buff bought this incriminating note for $500, then burned<br />
it, observing: “No one must ever know this about Browning.”<br />
4. George A. Custer: The future Indian-fighter’s love letters<br />
to his sweetheart, Mollie J. Holland of Cadiz, Ohio, mostly<br />
signed “Bachelor Boy,” were so impassioned that Mollie<br />
cut out many passages with her sewing scissors, leaving<br />
only such relatively modest remarks as, “When are we going<br />
to get into the trundle bed?”<br />
5. Salvador Dalí: The celebrated Surrealist wrote torrid letters<br />
in fractured French, often enriching them with erotic<br />
sketches.<br />
Puccini once observed that he might<br />
have written many more operas<br />
if he hadn’t spent so much of his<br />
life horizon tal.<br />
6. John Keats: His immortal love letters to Fanny Brawne reveal<br />
the fierce passion of the poet who so desired intense<br />
sensations that he sprinkled cayenne pepper on his tongue<br />
before sipping claret. To Fanny he wrote: “Love is my religion.<br />
You have rav ished me away by a power I cannot<br />
resist. I cannot breathe without you.”<br />
7. John F. Kennedy: The intimate, unpublished correspondence<br />
of our thirty-fifth President abounds in four-letter<br />
words and sexy comments. To the sweetheart who rejected<br />
his proposal of marriage only six months before he was<br />
wed to Jacqueline Bouvier, Kennedy wrote a passionate<br />
letter, pleading that she reconsider, adding: “You are the<br />
only woman I have ever loved or ever will love.”<br />
8. Wolfgang A. Mozart: The famed composer was a passionate<br />
lover and delighted in using explicit language in his<br />
letters, thus putting his modern editors to the embarrassment<br />
of censoring his uninhibited vocabulary.<br />
9. Giacomo Puccini: An acknowledged master of the four-letter<br />
word, the great composer of La bohème and Madama<br />
Butterfly wrote poems in his letters to his mistresses that<br />
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