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new. I think of those Mummers parades, where everybody<br />
dresses up in outrageous clothes and parades around with<br />
their psyches hanging out. Some people come to the theater<br />
with their psyches hanging out, and it’s won derful.<br />
Describe your adolescent sexuality. ~ I started to calm<br />
down about what my body looked like, a little bit, by the time<br />
I was fourteen or so. I had gone to the library and found out<br />
what fucking was, and decided I wanted to do it. I was up<br />
against the dilemma of the unusual kid: “I’m weird—who’s<br />
going to want to fuck me?” The boys I hung out with were<br />
the oddball boys who were less in control of, less proactive<br />
with their sexuality than the boys on the football team, who<br />
had discovered that they could fuck pretty much any body<br />
they wanted. They didn’t want to fuck me. I was getting<br />
extraordinari ly horny, and I wanted to do something about<br />
this stupid virginity.<br />
I would try masturbating, and I would get up to “T-1 and<br />
counting,” and my hand would freeze. There was so much<br />
physical tension in me that I could not make my hand move<br />
the last four strokes that it would take to get me over to orgasm.<br />
So I was a maniac, like a monkey on a string.<br />
And what I did was have an affair with one of my former<br />
teachers. That helped take care of matters. It took me out of<br />
the social fishbowl of high school, where I wasn’t fitting in<br />
very well, and put me into another realm altogether, an adult<br />
sexual realm, essentially. I don’t suppose it was an adult sexual<br />
realm the first couple of times, but after that, I was having<br />
a relation ship, the way I have relationships now. And it made<br />
a great deal of differ ence. I still wasn’t orgasmic, but at least I<br />
was getting all the other things I wanted from sexuality—the<br />
touching, the attention, the “yes, you’re desir able” stuff, all of<br />
that. And then I got the vibrator and that fixed the rest of it.<br />
After a while it got around that I fucked—that took care of<br />
a multitude of sins, as far as all the boys were concerned.<br />
[Laughs.] But having sex with guys my own age was always<br />
perfectly weird. The level of communication and body knowledge<br />
that I shared with my older lover never got replicated<br />
with people my age, not till I got to college.<br />
Describe your sexual fantasies. ~ Wow. I spend so much<br />
time living so many of them I don’t [laughs] have a real active<br />
fantasy life right now. Actually, I do. My partner and I<br />
play family sex games, brother-sister and other kinds of taboo<br />
sex. I’ve got some strong fantasy charge on that stuff. Maybe<br />
I’m taking my funny business with my dad into a place that’s<br />
entirely safe to have the parts that did get under my skin erotically.<br />
I have a strong fantasy charge on dominant-submissive<br />
energy. I’ve been a bottom for as long as I’ve been in touch<br />
with that, which is ten, twelve years now. I’m just starting to,<br />
in my fantasy life most of all, move into a place where I can<br />
be on top, and that’s a real exciting change for me. I always<br />
knew it would happen, but I never knew when.<br />
When I fantasize I stop at some humans; I’m not will ing to<br />
imagine having sex with either Jesse Helms or Andrea Dworkin.<br />
Currently, my favorite non-human fantasy has to do with<br />
going to Marine World and getting a job as an underwater<br />
mermaid and having the dolphins try to get me when I go in<br />
to feed them after the place closes. I majorly want to have sex<br />
with a dolphin, and I don’t know if I will ever get the chance.<br />
That’s my big quirk fantasy for the moment. They’re so smart,<br />
they must be good lovers, you know.<br />
At what age do you think people should be allowed to<br />
view pictures of human genitalia? ~ Well, they got to be<br />
out of the womb because they can’t see in there. I’m serious.<br />
Maybe on the way out. There should be decora tions on the<br />
walls of the obstetrics ward. People should be able to view<br />
pic tures of human genitalia at every age. People should be<br />
able to view live human genitalia walking past, in the persons<br />
of the brothers, sisters, mommies, and daddies, and when<br />
they go out on weekends to the nude beach. Genitalia should<br />
be no more outrageous to view than ears, and until we get<br />
over that one, we will have certain problems associated with<br />
shame and guilt. And probably a higher level of adrenaline attached<br />
to our titillation around nudity.<br />
What would a sexually positive society look like? ~ One<br />
in which kids weren’t stigmatized and punished for their<br />
sexual feelings and explorations. It would be one in which<br />
gender roles were not strict and behavior by gender category<br />
was unknown. It would be one in which everybody was encouraged<br />
to make sexual pleasure a priority in their lives. It<br />
wouldn’t be assumed that just because you found a partner<br />
that everything would fall into place easily, that sexual pleasure<br />
would have to be something that real compatibility was<br />
found around, and that would be honored. When you bring<br />
your potential spouse home to your mom, Mom wouldn’t<br />
say, “Oh, how nice, dear, how much money does he make?”<br />
but, “Oh, how nice, dear, are you having multi ple orgasms<br />
together?” [Laughs.] That would be healthy.<br />
I think more people would try more kinds of sexual behavior<br />
so there wouldn’t be so clearly defined sexualized groups of<br />
people. Maybe some people would settle in one particular<br />
kind of behavior, but maybe other people would just zoom<br />
up and down the range of things that they could do for their<br />
whole lives. I think there would be less heterosexual monogamous<br />
partnering, perhaps less monoga mous partnering altogether,<br />
that jealously would be much less a problem than it is<br />
now. And for good measure, we might eradicate all sexually<br />
transmitted diseases.<br />
How can we achieve that society? ~ Talk about sex a hell<br />
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