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“bad nigger”, capable of murder or rape.<br />
About two-thirds of the way through, Keller basically abandons<br />
the subject of sex and starts screaming about society’s<br />
“unfit” and “undesirables.”<br />
The feebleminded man and woman always have<br />
more children than the superior man and woman.<br />
~<br />
It has only been recently that the code of society<br />
has promulgated the thought that all men are<br />
created free and equal. Of course, they are not<br />
and everyone realizes down at the bottom of<br />
his heart that this is not the case, yet, the law<br />
provides equality, and whereas in former days the<br />
weakminded were treated as so many cattle, now<br />
they are accorded practically all the privileges of<br />
normal members of society, especially the right to<br />
marry.<br />
~<br />
The imbecile is capable of having sexual relations;<br />
usually it is necessary for him to find a woman as<br />
mentally inferior as he is to have such intercourse<br />
volitionally. Lacking this, he often attempts rape,<br />
or failing to find a willing love object, turns to autoeroticism<br />
or the use of animals. The higher types<br />
of imbecility are frequently not satisfied with rape,<br />
but go on to murder and mutilation.<br />
~<br />
The breeding of the unfit continues. What is to be<br />
done about it?<br />
As an answer to this question, the book reaches a crescendo<br />
with Keller advising the forced sterilization and segregation of<br />
criminals, retarded individuals, “psychopathic personalities”<br />
(this, Keller informs us, includes the members of the Industrial<br />
Workers of the World), “the insane,” and epileptics.<br />
Not only did Charles Atlas publish a series of books about<br />
sex, he also put out a full-blown racist eugenics screed. Way<br />
to go, big guy.<br />
Official Documents About the<br />
Mile-High Club<br />
The flights I’m on are always pretty boring, which is actually<br />
fine with me. But the Federal Aviation Administration’s flight<br />
incident reports reveal that things occasionally get pretty interesting<br />
and kinky at 20,000 feet.<br />
Some passengers try to hook up with other flyers or the<br />
crew. In December 2001, a woman “drank, and tried to entice<br />
3 male pax [passengers] in same row to have sex. Pax<br />
continued to talk sexually explicit with those 3 gentlemen in<br />
same row.” Apparently, none of them took her up on her offer,<br />
at least not on the plane. 1<br />
When such approaches don’t work, some passengers resort<br />
to force. “Pax, a man assigned to a seat, moved to another<br />
seat in same row and started to fondle and then bite<br />
the breast of pax seated next to him.” A guy behind them<br />
restrained the shit-faced, puking perp, who was taken to a<br />
hospital for a possible overdose. 2<br />
Somewhat less vigorous was the eighteen-year-old woman<br />
on a San Francisco flight to JFK who walked around while the<br />
767 was taxiing out. “When confronted by a female flight attendant<br />
the pax stated that she was going to ‘slap the bitch.’<br />
The female pax also grabbed a male flt [flight] attendant’s<br />
buttocks.” 3<br />
Sometimes people get naked onboard. In November 2001,<br />
a drunk woman was on a flight from JFK to Santo Domingo.<br />
“Our pax took off her clothes and was belligerent. Thank God<br />
she was an older woman who we could ctl [control]!” 4 Also<br />
that month, a female passenger drank an entire bottle of rum<br />
that she had brought with her. The report notes: “She was incoherent,<br />
took her panties off in front of everybody, screaming.”<br />
A flight attendant reported: “Later on in the flt, the pax<br />
urinated on the floor in front of her seat.” 5<br />
One poor guy evidently had a nervous breakdown after his<br />
wife left him. On a February 2000 flight, “Pax took clothes<br />
off, refused to put them back on. Sat in seat reading the Bible.”<br />
He was arrested upon landing. 6<br />
In other cases, though, not all the clothes came off—just<br />
enough to expose the naughty bits. “I noticed his scrotum<br />
and penis were completely exposed.... The man was wearing<br />
shorts, and that, when she [one of the female flight attendants]<br />
observed his genitals hanging out, it was because he<br />
had lifted his shorts up, so the genitals would be exposed.<br />
This he did deliberately.” Two male attendants told the guy<br />
that his behavior “was inappropriate and not tolerated,” but<br />
he refused to put away his goods. Air Marshals arrested his<br />
ass when the plane landed in Boston. 7<br />
Then there was the flight from Port au Prince International to<br />
JFK in March 1999:<br />
When the male pax came out of the lavatory, he<br />
stopped in the aisle L-hand side and he fondled<br />
his genitals and he kept saying over and over “It’s<br />
a Haitian thing.” We all told him to sit down and<br />
fasten his seatbelt, it’s turbulent, but he just stood<br />
there fondling himself and telling us “It’s a Haitian<br />
thing.” 8<br />
Diddling yourself in the air may be a Haitian thing, but ac-<br />
264 EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT SEX IS <strong>WRONG</strong>