SEXIS WRONG

you want a clearer complexion, do not neglect your sex life.
Are you familiar with that warm, rosy flush you get all over
your skin after you orgasm? This sex flush occurs because of
an increase in blood flow throughout your skin, which brings
vital nutrients that nourish and rejuvenate our external covering.
If you have problems with acne or dermatitis, try having
more orgasms than normal and watch those pimples or
rashes fade away. An active sex life also cuts down on stress
levels that can cause skin outbreaks. And if you were to put a
dab or two of certain bodily fluids on bug bites, minor scrapes
and bruises, rashes, or pimples, you would be amazed at how
quickly those problems heal.
Medicine Chest
Breast milk is one such secretion that performs miracles on
skin problems, and, as mentioned earlier, if you drink it, your
immune system gets an incredible boost. Mother’s milk contains
immunoglobulins and other substances that have wondrous
healing properties, whether applied topically or taken
orally.
of my breast milk for the night, and I was too tired to get up
for a salve, I decided to get my finger wet by sliding it inside
my vagina, then I saturated that bulging, stinging irritation.
Instantly, the itching and burning ceased, and I fell peacefully
back to sleep, right after making a mental note to add that
juicy bit of information to this book.
The only real experience I’ve had with the healing benefits
of semen on my skin is that I notice when my lover ejaculates
on my tummy, back, face, or other parts of my body, I
feel silky smooth for the next few hours after I clean up. And
when I swallow his ejaculate, I feel energized.
According to a recent study by scientists at the State University
of New York, it appears that the mood-enhancing
hormones in semen—namely testosterone—are absorbed
through the vagina and by swallowing semen. I haven’t had
an opportunity to experiment with semen on any boo-boos
yet, however. “Excuse me, honey, could you jack off on this
annoying rash, please?” If any of you do, please contact me
with the results .
When I was lactating (which was for six years straight), any
time someone close to me had a cut, burn, bruise, bug bite,
pimple, etc., I expressed a bit of my milk to apply to it. Within
seconds the pain went away. Breast milk also cuts in half the
healing time of minor boo-boos. And when
someone has a cold or flu, a cup of breast milk
can be better than chicken soup. God has given
women their very own “medicine chest.”
Hormones released during sexual
excitement and orgasm can elevate
pain thresholds.
“Breast Milk: It does a body good!”
Love-Juice Ointment
Understandably, women don’t lactate all the time, so breast
milk can be a little hard to come by, unless you run across
someone selling it on some obscure website. This led me
to experiment with another fluid, which also contains many
healing substances, that most women can manufacture in
their bodies. Mm-hm. Vaginal fluid.
The immunity of the female reproductive tract is influenced
by immunoglobulins, cytokines, and hormones. Vaginal fluid
is rich in these healthy essences. I bet you’re dying to know
how I tested it, huh? Well, as I mentioned earlier, down in the
Deep South where I was raised, we have mosquitoes that
have been known to carry away small children. One of these
little suckers bit me while I was in bed one night, and it itched
horribly! Since my youngest son had pretty much drained all
Sex Heals Incontinence
Speaking of bodily fluids…. Incontinence (losing voluntary
control over urinating) occurs when the weight of the bladder,
unable to be properly supported by damaged PC muscles
(the muscles that you press down on to stop the flow of
urine) causes it to sag. This changes the angle of the bladder,
the bladder neck, and the urethra (the canal through which
urine flows out of the body), and weakens the bladder neck
seal. Wetting oneself unintentionally can then occur under
the stress of exercising, sneezing, coughing, lifting, etc. or
under the urge of a filling bladder. By engaging in regular sexual
activity and having orgasms, the muscles that support the
bladder are given a great workout and thereby strengthened
and toned.
Sex improves our immune system. Sex helps us live longer.
Sex relieves pain. Sex can improve vision and skin. Sex can
reduce our risk for diabetes, as well as improve conditions in
people who already suffer from the disorder. To screw or not
to screw? You decide.
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