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only thing I could get out was: “Nice.”<br />
He took his other hand and started messing with his bottom.<br />
I wondered what the hell he was doing. I didn’t want to<br />
look, but unfortunately I focused unintentionally on his finger,<br />
which had now disappeared into his sphincter. He quickly removed<br />
it, but something else happened. I tried to deny it...<br />
made excuses for what it could have been. I mean, it was<br />
dark and my mind was probably playing tricks on me. But...<br />
I could have sworn I saw something dark push through the<br />
sphincter momentarily, then retreat back inside.<br />
The customer quickly turned around and picked up the phone<br />
again. I acted like I hadn’t seen anything, thinking he was<br />
probably embarrassed—had an accident. However, the customer<br />
didn’t seem fazed at all. He started masturbating again,<br />
telling me how he liked it up the ass, too.<br />
I saw him bring his free hand to his mouth. He held what<br />
looked like a Tootsie Roll. He started licking it. I quickly realized<br />
this was no Tootsie Roll but was what I feared it to be...<br />
a piece of poop. He licked it until the tip bent to one side so<br />
it now resembled a Hershey’s Kiss. My eyes started to blur a<br />
little, and I tried to look past the customer’s face.<br />
I felt like I had witnessed some horrific event...like someone<br />
getting hit by a car. I thought this must be some internal protection<br />
mechanism kicking in, as I had seen too much. I consider<br />
myself open-minded, but I just didn’t see how this could<br />
be healthy. I looked at the time and saw that it was just about<br />
up. The customer noticed this, too, and I saw him reach for<br />
more money. Fuck, I thought. I couldn’t believe he was getting<br />
more time. My attention quickly shifted to the cash he<br />
was handling. Normally, at the end of our<br />
shift we get the money that comes out of<br />
the machine. My mind started racing, thinking about the bills<br />
he was pumping into the machine with his poopy hands, and<br />
what story I’d have to come up with to get the clerk to trade<br />
out my money. The clerk would surely laugh and tell me I was<br />
fucked if I told him the truth.<br />
I wasn’t able to interact much with the customer for the rest<br />
of the show. My brain felt like it had been wrapped in warm<br />
wool. I just shook my head when he asked me a question<br />
and smiled a lot. I don’t think he noticed. I think he was just<br />
happy to share this side of himself with someone else. The<br />
second part of the show went by fast, and before I knew it,<br />
his time was up again. He cleaned himself up, thanked me<br />
for the show, and left the booth. I watched him leave without<br />
using the restroom.<br />
I gathered my thoughts, put on my clothes, and opened the<br />
shade to the hallway. Standing there was an attractive young<br />
man. He looked like a student. He seemed excited to get a<br />
show and immediately headed for the door to my booth. I<br />
panicked, thinking what might be left over from the last guy. I<br />
held out my hand and yelled through the glass that the booth<br />
needed to be cleaned, and thankfully he understood, waiting<br />
patiently by the door.<br />
I ran out of the dressing room and told the janitor what just<br />
happened. He didn’t flinch. He was an old-timer around this<br />
place and claimed he’d seen it all. He grabbed the cleaning<br />
supplies and went to work. As soon as he was done, the<br />
boy went in. Seeing his young, innocent face made me feel<br />
better.<br />
Keeping up With the Joneses<br />
We were both asleep—I on the couch and Mistress Sativa<br />
on the floor—when the beep beep of the front door went off.<br />
Mistress Sativa pulled her blankets over her head and curled<br />
up in the fetal position. “You’re up next, right?” she asked—<br />
her words barely audible under all the fluff. “I thought it was<br />
your turn,” I said. “The last show was your regular, wasn’t it?<br />
The guy who manages the Mexican dive down the street?”<br />
“Oh, Ass Man,” Mistress Sativa said. “You’re right, he was<br />
the last custie.” She poked her nude, wig-capped head out<br />
from under the blankets and blinked her false lashes madly<br />
at the light.<br />
I sat up and squinted at the small black-and-white monitor<br />
across the room, trying to make out the dark forms standing<br />
in the lobby. It looked like a couple, but not the typical couple<br />
that walked into this “lingerie showroom” joint.<br />
“They look like Ward and June Cleaver.”<br />
“There’s something strange about them,” I said. “I can’t quite<br />
put my finger on it but—”<br />
Mistress Sativa cut me off mid-sentence. “Yeah, they look<br />
like Ward and June Cleaver. They’re probably from out of<br />
town and got lost trying to get back to their hotel after an<br />
exhausting day of shopping and sight-seeing. They probably<br />
think this place is actually a tanning salon,” she said with a<br />
laugh.<br />
“It would be our luck,” I said.<br />
“You take them,” Mistress Sativa whined.<br />
“I don’t want to deal with them. It’s your turn; you go.”<br />
“P-L-E-A-S-E! I don’t feel well. I think I’m going to start my<br />
period any minute,” she said, scrunching up her face. “Besides,”<br />
she continued, picking up what looked like Strawberry<br />
Shortcake’s scalp, “I rolled over my wig when I was asleep,<br />
and it’s gonna take me at least five minutes to brush this thing<br />
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