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the iron penises to petition the shrine’s gods for babies or<br />

cures to venereal disease. All shrines in Japan have festivals,<br />

and Kanayama-jinja is no different, but its Jibeta festival certainly<br />

is. In fact, it’s about as wild and pagan as they get.<br />

People of all ages participate in a parade in which most of the<br />

participants sport a gigantic penis, and a massive lingam is<br />

carried through the streets. Females ride a penis-shaped seesaw,<br />

and men, women, and children get their pictures taken<br />

embracing a phallic statue. You can also buy penis-shaped<br />

candies or dress up as your favorite cartoon character with<br />

one part of his anatomy dramatically enlarged. The whole<br />

thing is presided over by a priest, and arcane Shinto rituals<br />

are carried out, as well.<br />

The festival is said to celebrate the vanquishing of a demon<br />

that lived in a woman’s vagina and would bite off the penises<br />

of her lovers. According to legend, a local craftsman fashioned<br />

a steel phallus which broke the demon’s teeth. In the<br />

Edo period, courtesans would come to pray for good business<br />

and protection from sexually transmitted diseases, and<br />

today it is used to promote AIDS awareness and safe sex.<br />

Tagata Shrine<br />

The Tagata shrine, in a small town called Komaki in central<br />

Japan, is ancient Japan’s answer to Viagra.<br />

There are so many hard penises here that anyone<br />

needing a little inspiration in the erectile<br />

department would be well-advised to visit this<br />

odd place of worship. Everything from the<br />

shrine’s bell to the candy in the souvenir shop is shaped like a<br />

penis, particularly in the main building, which houses dozens<br />

of long, wooden phalluses as objects of worship. The Tagata<br />

shrine is dedicated to Mitoshi-no-kami, the god of the rice harvest,<br />

and Tamahine-no-Mikoto, a fertility goddess. The shrine<br />

also has a large collection of stones that look like sex organs,<br />

with two famous round rocks that represent testicles.<br />

Every year on March 15, the Tagata Jinja is home to the<br />

Hounen Matsuri, or Bountiful Year Festival, an old, local<br />

spring festival that has grown to attract tens of thousands of<br />

visitors. Like the Kanamara Matsuri, this festival is all about<br />

penises, and the main object of worship is a giant, two-and-ahalf-meter<br />

long, 620-pound phallus that is carried through the<br />

streets by a team of 42-year-old men (42 is considered an unlucky<br />

age for men in Japan). There’s also free beer and sake<br />

for everyone who attends the festival, and although the bilingual<br />

pamphlet given out by organizers describes the Hounen<br />

Matsuri as a “solemn occasion,” it never is. The highlight of<br />

the festival is supposed to be the giant penis, but for many<br />

people, it’s the sight of their 40-year-old housewife neighbor<br />

dressed in a kimono, cradling a meter-long penis in her arms<br />

like a loaf of French bread.<br />

Festivals like this one used to take place all over Japan, but<br />

unfortunately the Kanamara and Hounen festivals are the last<br />

of their kind.<br />

Last Chance to See?<br />

Japan’s sex museums are becoming less and less common,<br />

and fertility shrines and festivals are increasingly being toned<br />

down. After Japan’s economic bubble burst in the early<br />

1990s, attendance rates at most museums fell off, partly because<br />

people had less money to spend and partly because<br />

the novelty had worn off. Japan is famously faddish, and sex<br />

museums have become passé. A hihoukan closes every few<br />

years, and what was once a score is now a dozen. The ones<br />

that survive receive few tourists, and the exhibits get more<br />

dilapidated every year.<br />

Fertility festivals, while still popular, are being changed gradually,<br />

with penises being converted into spears or obelisks,<br />

and nudity being covered up. It’s been happening since Japan<br />

modernized in the late nineteenth century and changed Shinto’s<br />

focus from ancestors and fertility to emperor worship.<br />

Even worse were the terrible air raids of the Second World<br />

War; a great number of these shrines were destroyed and<br />

not rebuilt. After WWII, many local governments took steps<br />

Everything from the shrine’s bell to<br />

the candy in the souvenir shop is<br />

shaped like a penis.<br />

to ban surviving festivals because they felt that they hurt<br />

their town’s image or made their community look backwards.<br />

Even in places where festivals have survived, local tourist associations<br />

try to keep word from getting out and are taking<br />

them out of their brochures. In short, the more Westernized<br />

Japan becomes, the more difficult it is to find sex museums<br />

and fertility festivals out in the open, so if you want to see<br />

one, book your tickets soon. Here are a few addresses of the<br />

more famous museums and festivals:<br />

• Ome Kamisama Hihoukan – Tokushima prefecture, Awa-gun, Awa-cho, Jionooka<br />

143-8, Tel. 0883-35-2634<br />

• Atami Hihoukan - Shizuoka prefecture, Atami city, Wadahama Minami-cho<br />

10-1. Tel. 0557-83-5572<br />

• Hokkaido Hihoukan – Hokkaido, Sapporo city, Minami-ku, Jozankei Onsen<br />

Higashi 2-103-1, Tel. 011-598-4141<br />

• Ganso Kokusai Hihoukan – Mie prefecture, Watarai-gun, Tamashiro-cho,<br />

Seko 345, Tel. 0596-25-1251<br />

• Beppu Hihoukan – Oita prefecture, Beppu city, Shibuyu Kannawa 338-3,<br />

Tel. 0977-66-8790<br />

• Kanayama-jinja – Kanagawa prefecture, Kawasaki city, Kawasaki ward, Daishi<br />

Eki-mae 2-13-16<br />

• Tagata Jinja – Tagata-cho 152, Komaki City, Aichi-ken. Tel. 0568 76 2906<br />

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