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train from Osaka. From the outside, it resembles a comicbook<br />
version of a Russian palace, with blue and white onion<br />
domes rising over a sprawling, brown, strip-mall-looking<br />
building, and inside, well, it doesn’t really resemble anything<br />
else on the face of the Earth.<br />
Visitors are greeted by a giant, preserved whale vagina at the<br />
entrance, then things really get odd. After paying the 2600<br />
yen (about US$25) admission fee, the visitor is taken on<br />
a whirlwind tour of sex throughout history and around the<br />
world. The bizarre voyage through space, time, and mythology<br />
starts with a woman having standing-up sex with a swan,<br />
then the bewildered museumgoer is confronted with a centaur<br />
raping a screaming woman. There are mannequins of a<br />
half-naked Salome triumphantly holding the bloody, decapitated<br />
head of John the Baptist; Caesar and Cleopatra making<br />
love; and violent Viking sex. One of the museum’s most<br />
famous dioramas shows a technique, apparently from the<br />
Kama Sutra, in which a woman sits in a rattan basket astride<br />
her male lover, who enters her through a hole in the bottom<br />
of the basket. The ropes supporting the basket are twisted<br />
around, then released, allowing the woman to spin round and<br />
round on the man’s penis.<br />
Next, it’s on to the animal paradise, which has<br />
all the scenes they couldn’t show on Wild Kingdom,<br />
as well as a woman having sex with a<br />
monkey. The next room is all about horror sex<br />
and sadomasochism, with men eviscerating<br />
their partners as they climax, and naked women in iron maidens.<br />
To leave the horror sex area, the visitor walks through a<br />
Dalí-inspired hallway, where women’s breasts and genitals,<br />
rather than clocks, are melting. The adjoining area focuses on<br />
Japanese sex, and the samurai, geisha, and yakuza here look<br />
especially run-down. A single mannequin is said to cost tens<br />
of thousands of dollars, and nothing in the museum looks to<br />
have been replaced in the last decade or so.<br />
The exhibits take something of a scientific and historical<br />
turn in the next section, where there are numerous displays<br />
on the history of birth control and condoms, the stages of<br />
pregnancy, and sexual diseases. The subsequent room is<br />
the last of the mannequin areas, where dozens of characters<br />
from Japanese mythology and popular culture are mixed and<br />
matched in improbable sexual pairings that bring chuckles<br />
from Japanese visitors and confused looks from foreigners.<br />
After a final area with sex-related carnival games, it’s time for<br />
the highlight of the tour.<br />
What could top whale vaginas, basket sex, and evisceration?<br />
At 2:00 p m every day, an old, white horse with a mangy coat<br />
and a stiff-legged gait is brought into the museum’s last room<br />
and called on to stand and deliver with his mare for ten minutes<br />
while an old trainer gives a play by play of the action.<br />
As they leave, many visitors must find themselves asking,<br />
“How in the world did something like this ever come to exist?”<br />
Well, sex is considered neither dirty nor sinful in Japan,<br />
and although there are numerous societal mechanisms<br />
and constraints which curb actual intercourse, Japan has far<br />
fewer taboos regarding nudity, talking about bodily functions,<br />
and looking at pornography than other countries. Most of<br />
Japan’s sex museums started in the 1980s during Japan’s<br />
so-called baburu keizai, the infamous economic bubble, during<br />
which the country seemed close to overtaking the US as<br />
the world’s foremost economic powerhouse. Money was so<br />
plentiful that sales at Louis Vuitton Japan rivaled Louis Vuitton<br />
sales for all of Europe, golf club memberships were being<br />
traded like stocks, and a membership at a top golf course in<br />
Tokyo could cost more than $1 million. A huge travel boom<br />
sprang up, and there was no such thing as too cheesy or too<br />
over-the-top when it came to tourist attractions. An entrepreneur<br />
named Masato Matsuno got the idea for a large-scale<br />
sex museum.<br />
The Ganso Kokusai Hihoukan: Ise Branch was opened in<br />
1971, and Matsuno blossomed into a minor celebrity known<br />
Visitors are greeted by a giant,<br />
preserved whale vagina at the<br />
entrance, then things really get odd.<br />
as “Professor Sex,” appearing on numerous television and<br />
radio programs. His hihoukan became a well-known tourist<br />
attraction, starting a minor sex-museum boom that saw the<br />
creation of nearly a score of hihoukan across the nation.<br />
The Science Fiction Hall of the Future<br />
After the success of the Ganso Kokusai Hihoukan, Masato<br />
Matsuno decided to create a second, even more over-the-top<br />
sex museum. It was called the SF Mirai Kan, and it certainly<br />
surpassed his previous creation in terms of strangeness. The<br />
inspiration for the Science Fiction Hall of the Future was tabloid<br />
news reports about alien abductions involving anal probes<br />
and half-human, half-extraterrestrial love children.<br />
At the entrance, visitors were informed: “In accordance with<br />
the prophecies of Nostradamus, the downfall of the human<br />
race came in 1999.” After wiping out most humans, aliens<br />
from another planet began to hunt down the survivors in order<br />
to breed a new race with which to populate Earth. Exhibits<br />
began with the hunting of humans by sexy spacemen and<br />
spacewomen, then proceeded to sperm extraction, forced<br />
dildo sex, painful artificial insemination procedures performed<br />
without anesthetic, and finally disposal of the tortured vic-<br />
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