SEXIS WRONG

You’re the only one for me, Ayu!!
Together we will achieve the greatest
happiness…
I weally, weally wub you!
Written by an anonymous female:
I just used a vibrator for the first time. It went
vroooom. It felt really good. I’ve never been able
to have orgasms, but I felt like I was about to have
one (although I didn’t quite come). I could get
addicted to this thing really easily.
Written by an anonymous male:
My girlfriend is sleeping beside me right now. It’s
going to end tomorrow morning. We’re going to
break up. It’s really hard. I’m sad.
The reason is me. I get angry easily, and I got angry
just a little while ago. She seems sick of me. I don’t
want to break up. I really don’t like
breaking up. In my heart, I wanted to
marry her. I really, really loved her. She
was my reason for being. I’m going to be all alone,
and I’m lazy at work. It’s over. I don’t have the will
to do anything. But even if she breaks up with me,
I will still love her, even if it’s one-sided.
I want to see how much I can love the woman I
loved more than anyone I’ve ever loved before. I’ll
do my best to show her.
I hope that the person who dates her next will be
kind to her and make her happy.
Written by a female office worker:
That idiot keeps sticking his head up my skirt.
What a pervert.
Tonight I drew a big nose around his nipples while
he was sleeping. It made me really happy. Okay,
time for a bath.
Written by an anonymous female to her lover:
A word to Papa. Your feet stink, you’re stupid,
you’re ugly, you’re nerdy, your eyebrows are too
thick, your ears are strange, you have bad breath,
you have a disgusting mole under your nose, your
beard is too thick, your armpits smell, your legs
are short, and you’re fat. That’s you, but I like you.
I know we fight a lot, but I hope we stay together,
now and forever.
Written by a married couple:
We’re married. It’s been about two and a half years
since our wedding. Even though we’re a married
couple, sometimes we want to get a taste of
the feeling we had when we were dating, so we
come to this love hotel. It’s Saturday night, so we
thought the hotel might be full. But our timing
was good, and there was a vacant room. What
luck! Even if you’re married, you should still go to
love hotels, everyone! But we haven’t been able
to have a baby. Anyway, until we have our baby,
we’re going to keep coming to this hotel. Be happy
together, everyone!
Written by a female office worker:
“If I took some sleeping pills,
I wonder if I’d die.”
I broke up with a guy I’d been dating for a year and a
half. Two days have passed, but I still can’t believe
it. Dying is all I’ve been able to think about since
yesterday…. I just want to go somewhere else and
be by myself. Today I played hooky from work and
went for a drive. And I met my boyfriend by chance.
He just ignored me. I went into a rage and broke
into a sweat. When I’d calmed down, I came to this
hotel. We often used to come here together. I want
to die. I haven’t eaten for more than two days. If I
took some sleeping pills, I wonder if I’d die…. I just
want to feel his arms around me one more time.
Written by an anonymous male:
My honey is so c-u-t-e. I love giving her hickeys.
I look forward to the nighttime. Because I love
having sex with my honey. I want to be with her
forever. She’s my treasure. She doesn’t mind if I
cover half her body in hickeys, but I overdid it a bit
today, didn’t I? I want to marry my honey soon.
Endnote
1. West, Mark D. “Japanese Love Hotels: Legal Change, Social Change,
and Industry Change.” University of Michigan, John M. Olin Center for
Law & Economics, 22 Nov 2002. Working Paper #02-018.
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