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right handed users [!?] and those with special<br />
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ORDERING INSTRUCTIONS<br />
In order to obtain your proper length, hold organ<br />
between thumb and forefinger and stretch gently<br />
away from the body until a slight tension is felt.<br />
WITH A RULER, MEASURE ON TOP IN INCHES<br />
FROM THE BODY TO THE END OF THE ORGAN.<br />
MEASURE ORGAN IN LIMBER STATE.<br />
Marvin understood that escalation is the key to long-term<br />
success in hardcore porn; strong medicine to begin with, the<br />
dosage must be regularly titrated upward to keep the reader<br />
involved and aroused. The analogy to drug addiction, while<br />
not entirely false, is, however, weak. The stronger analogy is<br />
to the movie-going public’s consuming passion for increasingly<br />
sophisticated, unusual, and elaborate…Action! Special<br />
Effects! Wild Stunts! To<br />
this end, in mid-1968 he<br />
schemed to broaden his<br />
catalogue, getting away<br />
from novels and into nonfiction.<br />
He told Peter Collier:<br />
“Now your homosexual<br />
novel isn’t what it’s<br />
cracked to be…. In fact, I<br />
think that the homosexual<br />
market is highly overrated.<br />
Take us. We put out a book<br />
of male nudes [All Male<br />
Nudes] in various poses<br />
a little while ago, and its<br />
sales took a nosedive.” 26<br />
The fact that the production<br />
values for that gem<br />
of a book were excruciatingly<br />
poor escaped him;<br />
the most avidly horny gay<br />
man would’ve been hardpressed<br />
to get a hard-on looking at those lousy, grainy blackand-white<br />
shots.<br />
Marvin continued: “Right afterwards we put out one of females<br />
nudes [Female Photographs] and, frankly, we can’t<br />
keep enough in print.” 27 Marvin was out-of-the-ballpark<br />
wrong regarding sexually explicit gay pulp fiction. It was, in<br />
reality, a booming part of the business: More gay-sex titles<br />
were issued and sold during the era than at any other time in<br />
history. As for the success of Female Photographs, this only<br />
demonstrated that most straight, middle-aged men of the era<br />
were so desperate for a peek at the palace that they’d buy<br />
anything. The book was sleazy (no, that gives sleazy a bum<br />
rap; tacky and shoddy are more appropriate adjectives), one<br />
black-and-white split-beaver photo after another. One can<br />
only conclude that gay men in general do indeed possess a<br />
greater aesthetic sense than their straight brothers.<br />
To further his profits—there was an industry-wide sales<br />
slump beginning in 1968 that apparently was the motivator<br />
for ratcheting up the raunch—Marvin issued Intercourse,<br />
a title that thirty years later might’ve been released under<br />
the title Fucking for Morons, a self-help guide providing—of<br />
course!—grainy, cheesy b&w photos of men and women<br />
demonstrating various sexual positions. “Believe it or not,”<br />
Professor Marvin Miller, renowned sexologist and purveyor<br />
of the Uthaid, asserted, “some people don’t know how to<br />
screw.” 28<br />
In 1969 Art Kunkin, publisher and editor of the Los Angeles<br />
Free Press, at the time the West Coast’s premiere alternative/counterculture<br />
newspaper, was in trouble. As a public<br />
service, he’d recently published the names and home addresses<br />
of 80 local police and federal narcotics officers, and<br />
the city and feds had come down on him like a pile driver. He<br />
was being prosecuted for obstruction of justice, and his printer<br />
was being intimidated. Included as part of the indictment<br />
against Kunkin, the printer was offered a deal: Drop Kunkin,<br />
we’ll drop you from the case. Kunkin became persona non<br />
grata with his printer and every other shop around town. The<br />
Free Press was being forced out of business. Kunkin heard<br />
about a plant in City of Industry. He visited the owner.<br />
Just a few days prior to Kunkin’s appointment, Marvin was<br />
sitting at home, watching evening TV. Former LAPD Chief Ed<br />
Davis, then a commentator on a local station’s newscast, had<br />
recently blasted Kunkin on-air for revealing the identities of<br />
the narcs. On this night, Kunkin was provided with the opportunity<br />
to rebut Davis. Marvin watched Kunkin, and the seeds<br />
for a mutual love-fest were sown, for Kunkin demonstrated to<br />
Marvin that he was a true brother-in-arms, or rather fingers,<br />
specifically the middle one, in the struggle against authority.<br />
So, when Art visited Marvin and asked if he could rent his<br />
printing plant for a few months with an option to buy (the<br />
Free Press had, with its recent addition of sex ads, become<br />
something of a cash cow, and Kunkin had ambitions toward a<br />
publishing empire), Marvin—without any discussion of terms<br />
whatsoever—reached into his pocket and tossed the keys to<br />
the plant to Kunkin, who was stunned by Marvin’s generos-<br />
244 EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT SEX IS <strong>WRONG</strong>