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Bed Knobs and<br />

Broomsticks<br />

Fiona Horne<br />

Everyone wants a magickal love and sex life, and you don’t<br />

have to be a full-time Witch to be able to enjoy the influence<br />

of magick in your life. You do, however, have to have things<br />

in common with a full-time Witch—the ability to see nature<br />

as sacred; thus, so is the human body, human desire, and our<br />

sexuality.<br />

Below are questions I’ve received from various people pertaining<br />

to their love and sex lives, followed by my magickal<br />

and practical advice to them. Most readers will relate to one,<br />

if not more, of the questions featured here and feel compelled<br />

to try out my advice—so go right ahead!<br />

Included are ways to work with the power of various herbs,<br />

crystals, colors, phases of the Moon, and Goddesses and<br />

Gods of different cultures to improve and enhance your love<br />

and sex life. The most powerful tool you have to work with,<br />

though, is your will—magick will work as well as you want<br />

it to, so really concentrate and believe in your own infinite<br />

abilities.<br />

On the Prowl<br />

I am single, and I love meeting women and having one-night<br />

stands—not very politically correct, I know. My problem is<br />

that as much as I love doing this, I don’t get much action! I’m<br />

not bad looking, but is there a spell that would improve my<br />

chances?<br />

Well, at least you’re honest. I do have a spell for you, and it<br />

has an added advantage—it promotes safe sex—something<br />

you need to be very conscious of if you’re running around<br />

and hopping into bed with all and sundry. This spell will help<br />

you to magickally charge your condoms and guarantee their<br />

usage!<br />

Before you head out for the evening, light a purple candle<br />

for success and burn musk or coconut incense for lust. Get<br />

dressed with intent, consciously focusing on your goals for<br />

the evening as you adorn yourself.<br />

Now pick out your favorite condoms—as many as you think<br />

you can use—in your power color—maybe red for passion,<br />

To work magick you need to suspend any disbelief<br />

and fear and be prepared to accept that<br />

extraordinary things can and do happen—the<br />

world is a magickal place!<br />

All the different herbs, crystals, colors, and objects that are<br />

used in the spells are aligned for their magickal abilities—<br />

these work like magnets to help ensure that you “attract”<br />

your goal. Be aware of this, and they will work for you.<br />

Finally, the most important thing is to enjoy what you’re doing.<br />

Witchcraft is just that—a craft—and the key to success<br />

is to get creative and have fun!<br />

This spell will help you<br />

to magickally charge your condoms<br />

and guarantee their usage!<br />

black for mystery, blue for happiness, green for fun, natural<br />

for pride—whatever resonates most strongly for you.<br />

Hold the condoms in your hand and focus on your goal. In<br />

your mind’s eye, see yourself meeting interesting, sexy people<br />

and having your pick of the bunch. See yourself in bed<br />

with the woman you want, taking out your power condom<br />

and making good use of it! When the vision is very clear—<br />

open your eyes, gaze at the candle flame, and say:<br />

BED KNOBS AND BROOMSTICKS 105

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