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Ed Jacob<br />
A page from a love hotel diary.<br />
We didn’t bring any ropes today, so he couldn’t<br />
tie me up. They should sell rope in the vending<br />
machines!<br />
Written by a twenty-one-year-old male university student:<br />
It’s been four months since we met.<br />
We can’t meet often because we’re in a longdistance<br />
relationship.<br />
But today we did a lot of hugging.<br />
And a lot of kissing.<br />
And of course we had sex.<br />
Written by a woman in her early thirties staying at the popular<br />
Osaka hotel Maria Theresia with her husband:<br />
In the spring of 1999 I was approaching the age of<br />
thirty, so my mother registered me at a marriage<br />
agency without my permission. By the fall of ‘99,<br />
they hadn’t introduced me to anyone, so I got angry<br />
and went down to talk to them. Soon after that, I<br />
started dating a guy who had also been registered<br />
at the marriage agency by his parents without his<br />
permission. And I got lucky the first time.<br />
I got seriously ill just before our marriage and<br />
some other things happened, but we got married<br />
in the spring of 2001. Now we’re trying to make a<br />
baby (we started last year).<br />
Today is our first visit to Maria Theresia, but we<br />
really love it. We want a “Made in Maria Theresia”<br />
baby. We’ll definitely be back again.<br />
Written by a male:<br />
I came here today with my friend’s grandmother. It<br />
was the first time I had ever come to a hotel with a<br />
granny, so I don’t know who to blame. I was doing<br />
the best I could, but when I looked at her, she<br />
seemed disgusted, and I lost my mojo. The most<br />
shocking thing was her underwear. Not only was<br />
she wearing giant panties that came up past her<br />
navel, but they had strawberries on them. Anyway.<br />
I want to get out of here. Damn! But the hotel was<br />
so expensive….<br />
Written by a twenty-year-old woman and a thirty-nine-yearold<br />
married man working as a civil servant in Osaka who are<br />
involved in an enjo kousai relationship:<br />
Her: I went out for a stroll with Papa. After we said<br />
goodbye, I got an email on my cellphone saying,<br />
“Don’t go home.” I didn’t go home, which is why<br />
I’m here. We ate strawberry ice cream! Papa was<br />
embarrassed to eat it at a café, but you can hear<br />
him happily crunching and munching away on the<br />
wafers here. If we hadn’t stayed together again,<br />
we wouldn’t have been able to eat ice cream.<br />
Papa didn’t want to go home either, so we stayed<br />
together a second day.<br />
I’m so happy. We played pachinko [a combination<br />
pinball/slot machine], but only Papa hit the jackpot<br />
and I lost money, so I felt down. I’m not going to<br />
the pachinko parlor anymore. I love Papa. He’s my<br />
favorite. But…but I want to meet him more often<br />
and do more fun things with him. Papa, thank you<br />
so much. You’re always so nice to me. I’ll always<br />
give my all to follow my dreams with you. Let’s go<br />
to India soon, soon, soon. I wub you.<br />
Him: Okay, it’s my turn to write! Since last night<br />
Ayu has been all sparkly and lively. She seems like<br />
a different person. I think she’s wonderful. Ayu<br />
has given me a dream, so I’m going to go all-out<br />
to make it come true, and, Ayu, you should go allout<br />
to make your dreams come true, too! But, Ayu,<br />
your dreams and goals have gotten bigger, so I<br />
guess you’ll be really busy….<br />
Ayu, if you could spare me just a little of your time,<br />
it would be enough for me.<br />
Because I love you so much!<br />
I love you more than anyone.<br />
258 EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT SEX IS <strong>WRONG</strong>